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Sidney

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About Me

Most of all, I like pooping and peeing inside of the house, usually behind the piano or the washing machine. I like to follow people around, attack them, and box myself in the mirror.

My Interests

Pooping and peeing in houses, eating, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Other cats who will play with me. All the other cats in the neighborhood try to eat me.

Music:

Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cat's" soundtrack, Wilco, and Sinead O'Connor.

Movies:

That Darn Cat, Showgirls, James Bond movies especially Octopussy, Milo and Otis, and the Homeward Bound movies.

Television:

I don't watch it, I just pee on it. Sometimes it electricutes me, but I kind of like the feeling.

Books:

I like sleeping on books. Sometimes I poop on them just for good measure.

Heroes:

Garfield, The Cat in the Hat, Snoop Dogg.