Francesca (Miss Elizabeth Bennet)

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)The sweet pretty things are in bed now of course The city fathers they're trying to endorse The reincarnation of Paul Revere's horse But the town has no need to be nervousThe ghost of Belle Starr she hands down her wits To Jezebel the nun she violently knits A bald wig for Jack the Ripper who sits At the head of the chamber of commerceMama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone bluesThe hysterical bride in the penny arcade Screaming she moans, "I've just been made" Then sends out for the doctor who pulls down the shade Says, "My advice is to not let the boys in"Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride "Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride You will not die, it's not poison"Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone bluesWell, John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry" And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"Mama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone bluesThe king of the Philistines his soldiers to save Puts jawbones on their tombstones and flatters their graves Puts the pied pipers in prison and fattens the slaves Then sends them out to the jungleGypsy Davey with a blowtorch he burns out their camps With his faithful slave Pedro behind him he tramps With a fantastic collection of stamps To win friends and influence his uncleMama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone bluesThe geometry of innocent flesh on the bone Causes Galileo's math book to get thrown At Delilah who sits worthlessly alone But the tears on her cheeks are from laughterNow I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill I would set him in chains at the top of the hill Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille He could die happily ever afterMama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone bluesWhere Ma Raney and Beethoven once unwrapped their bed roll Tuba players now rehearse around the flagpole And the National Bank at a profit sells road maps for the soul To the old folks home and the collegeNow I wish I could write you a melody so plain That could hold you dear lady from going insane That could ease you and cool you and cease the pain Of your useless and pointless knowledgeMama's in the fact'ry She ain't got no shoes Daddy's in the alley He's lookin' for the fuse I'm in the streets With the tombstone blues

My Interests

reading, singing in the shower, traveling, dancing, cinema, paintings, sunsets, seaviews, Austen's heroins, undergrounds, cheese, wine, bread, coffee, dogs, pens and pencils, shoes, soft hair, autumn leaves, trains and water.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Darcy of Pemberley

Music:

TORI AMOS, BOB DYLAN ALANIS THE CRANBERRIES JONI MITCHELL JANIS JOPLIN JOHNNY CASH NEIL YOUNG THE SMITHS FIONA APPLE SHERYL CROW BETH ORTON EDIE BRICKELL NO DOUBT SKUNK ANANSIE OASIS NIRVANA PEARL JAM CINDY LAUPER THE SUBWAYS DIRE STRAITS PINBACK JOSE GONZALES LUDOVICO EINAUDI GOMEZ NELLY FURTADO ZERO 7 EDITORS INTERPOL THE CARDIGANS MAZZY STAR DOLLY PARTON THE PERISHERS ROCK'N ROLL SOLDIERS SHOUT OUT LOUDS RYAN ADAMS GREEN DAY HOLE FOO FIGHTERS GUANO APES AEROSMITH GUNS 'N ROSES THE HORRORS THE THRILLS THE KOOKS WHITE ROSE MOVEMENT DAVID GRAY SUFJAN STEVENS ARTIC MONKEYS KAISER CHIEFS TRAVIS BLUR

Movies:

DEAD POETS SOCIETY, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, SLEEPY HOLLOW, THE GOONIES, SABRINA, THE WIZARD OF OZ, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES AT THE WHISTLE STOP, AS GOOD AS IT GETS, MUJERES AL BORDE DE UN ATAQUE DE NERVIOS, STEEL MAGNOLIAS, DRACULA, DIRTY DANCING, BACK TO THE FUTURE THE TRILOGY, THE PIANO, REALITY BITES, MISERY, BABETTE'S FEAST, THELMA AND LOUISE, I SOLITI IGNOTI, TOTO' TRUFFA '62, POVERI MA BELLI, I TARTASSATI, TOTO' PEPPINO E LA MALAFEMMINA, MISERIA E NOBILTA', BIG FISH, THE COLOR PURPLE, MISSISIPI BURNING, THE RAINMAKER, MY COUSIN VINNY, DEAR FRANKIE, DANCING IN THE DARK, DOGVILLE, THE SNAPPER, SHINE, ROSEMARY'S BABY, CLUELESS, SLIDING DOORS, GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER?, LA PIANISTE, LE FABULEUX DESTIN D'AMELIE POULAIN and more.

Television:

just the tv seriesROSWELL, FRIENDS, BUFFY TVS, ONE TREE HILL, CSI LAS VEGAS, GILMORE GIRLS, HEROES, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, THE FAMILY GUY, LOST, DR.HOUSE, NIP AND TUCK

Books:

Stephen King, Isabel Allende, Roddy Doyle, Jane Austen, Tiziano Terzani, Oscar Wilde and all the classics.