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cracka, please

chasing away the alienation, one beer at a time...

About Me

something has got to change... reconstructing a myspace page is like getting a new hair cut. out with the old... in with the lame..........fuck this endeavor... it's more tired than me...

My Interests


Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style? Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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I'd like to meet:

NOT RUPERT MURDOCH people who appreciate vaginal objects, can handle crudeness but aren't abrasive, and are genuine. oh, and god. i have some questions for that abstract, controversial, thoroughly entertained (i'm sure) instigator

Music:

And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead Aesop Rock Against Me Ani Difranco The Anniversary The Arcade Fire At the Drive In Azure Ray Bad Brains Bad Religion Bikini Kill Bright Eyes Built to Spill Cat Power Cat Stevens DeaD pREZ Death Cab for Cutie Dinosaur Jr.. Dirty Three Elliot Smith FugAZI Gorillaz Hum Iron and Wine Jeff Buckley Jets to Brazil Jurasic Five KRS-One Lauren Hill Magnetic Fields Manu Chao The Mars Volta Mazy Star Minor Threat Modest Mouse mUse My Bloody Valentine My Chemical Romance NOFX Operation Ivy Pavement Pixies Portishead Postal Service Propaghandi Quannum Spectrum The Roots Sage Francis Saul Williams Sebadoh Sleater Kinney Sonic Youth The Strokes Sublime Submission Hold Sunny Day Realestate Tenacious D Tom Waits Tool The Violent Femmes Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

you know... all the slightly off hollywood budget, avant-garde shit that all the hip kids like, and then some....

Television:

i don't own a tv

Books:

House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski; Any Kurt Vonnegut; The Stranger, Albert Camus; Fast Food Nation; Culture Jam; Any Chuck Palahnuik; Any Tom Robbins; 1984, Orwell; Brave New World, Huxley; Mismeasure of Man, stephen jay gould; Any Carl Jung; Any Stephen Hawking; etc.

Heroes:

yada yada yada....

My Blog

4th world war

i just watched a documentary about globalization and all of the poverty it's perpetuated all around the world.  i am feeling more and more hopeless as i become more educated.  i saw a man s...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

fog

i had a bizzare dream last night.  my dad and i were semi-getting along again, and he took me for a ride in his car.  we drove into a thick fog.  i remember getting a bit scared because...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

One year today...

since I quit smoking.  I haven't had a puff in one full fucking year!!!!!!!!! I'm officially not a smoker.  Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by onomatopoeia on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

6 minute blog

i'm in eugene.  i love it here, but i'm lonely, and i can only be on the internet for 6 more minutes because i'm at the library.  so call me people.  i need friends in my lonely apartme...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:23:00 PST

I FINALLY DID IT!

i jumped out of a moving plane at 13,000 feet.  and all i have to say is that you've got to try it. 
Posted by onomatopoeia on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 12:43:00 PST

the party that wasn't

If you don't want to read the whole thing, just read the last paragraph.  It's the real reason I wrote this blog.   So, the going away party went a little something like this...   Ben a...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:41:00 PST

h-town may 12th through 14th

for those of you who read my blog and live in houston, i will be there to hang out with new grads., friends, foes, and bootleggers.  i want to see you peeps again.  you know i can't get enou...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:46:00 PST

fools!

http://images.quizilla.com/K/Koshari/1072670251_rotTheFool.j pg" border="0" alt="The Fool Card">You are the Fool card. The Fool fearlessly beginsthe journey into the unknown. To do this, hedoes not reg...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:42:00 PST

in response to all who think i'm going to die

fasts are perfectly healthy.  ten days is a medium sized fast.  some people go a whole month.  i'm not into the idea of not eating for a month.  plus, i've been drinking very speci...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:52:00 PST

ok, i'll try this blog thing one last time, but if something else comes up, that's it for real

this time..........   it's 1 am central time.  i do reside in the less dirty south for the time being.  and i'm profoundly bored.  by profoundly i mean that i feel like writing blo...
Posted by onomatopoeia on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:01:00 PST