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Joel

Shit me off and I can add cyclone to my resume!

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel
Birthday: January 11
Birthplace: Brisbane
Current Location: Brisbane
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 170 cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Australian/Asian
The Shoes You Wore Today: these funky $20 sandal things i got on sale from Ghetto before they closed down :( R.R.P =$200
Your Weakness: in relation to what? i have many weaknesses
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: anything with chicken and barbeque sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my audition to get back into uni next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol....but hey...we all use it :p
Thoughts First Waking Up: what will i wear today?
Your Best Physical Feature: does this have to be kept g rated? ;) actually, my hands
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: North America Tour, Musicfest, Rock Eisteddford, Cheerleading Nationals, being in newspaper articles/TV - basically all the big performing arts gigs i've ever done
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither - i cook my own and it's healthier
Single or Group Dates: both, depends on the situation
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: they're the same to me
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: both...well they are the same...and i should know considering how many i make per shift at work
Do you Smoke: i intend to live to 100 so no
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: yes, even though i suck
Do you Shower Daily: i refuse to leave my place until i'm clean, so yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i'm already there...although it's very stressful
Do you want to get Married: in a few years
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: there's a few things i'd change about myself
Are you a Health Freak: yes...i don't look it...but really i am
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, viola
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the mall is my second home
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i go straight for the pure chocolate
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmmmm yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no :( it's been too long since i last performed damn!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i've attempted to steal a few hearts
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: being killed by the salem stalker...coz then i will come back to life and be living in a replica of my house on a carribean island :p
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: musician, fashion designer, celebrity chef or soap writter
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: let's just say there's no such thing as red hot when it comes to hair...
Short or Long Hair: doesn't really matter
Height: same as me
Weight: no one bigger than me
Best Clothing Style: sporty, beach
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: i'm a musician so i own heaps
Number of Piercings: none...but if i had a hot stomach i'd get a diamond belly ring
Number of Tattoos: ewwww i'm not a bogan
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i don't know the exact number...but there's a few
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My Interests

Music (both performing and listening to), Dance and Cheerleading (I mainly watch performances these days as I haven't done either in a while), Fashion Design, Parties, Going Out, Shopping (including Ebay), The Beach, Gossip, Writting, Friends, Collecting souviners from the places I've been, as well as anything to do with my fave celebs, and in general having fun!

Music:

I study music, so don't get me started on this topic...

Movies:

(Again, no particular order) Hairspray, Drumline, Music of the Heart, Immortal Beloved, Raise Your Voice, Grease, Coyote Ugly, The Rose, High School Musical, Dirty Dancing, Flashdance, Step Up, Bring It On, Simply Irresistible, Gone With the Wind, Zoolander, Mannequin and again many many more!
As you can see many of my fave movies are performing arts based, mainly because they have great storylines, some of which I can relate to, giving them greater meaning.

Television:

(In no particular order) Home and Away, Neighbours, Dancing With The Stars, So You Think You Can Dance, The OC, Laguna Beach, One Tree Hill, Prison Break, Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, South Park, Kath and Kim, Project Runway, Fashion House, Brothers and Sisters, Sunrise

Books:

The Great Gatsby (OK I know I had to read it for English but still it was a good read), Scarlett (the novel of the Gone With the Wind sequel...if only it had been written during Vivan Leigh's time...), The Devil Wears Prada

Heroes:

Since researching her for an assignment I have discovered the super-bitch known as Diana Ross! Long live the bitches that won't let the assholes in their life walk all over them! Seriously, her and I share many similarities, including when it comes to music...

My Blog

NEW Hot & The Horny - Part 8

The Hot & The Horny - You can't stop the drama, nobody can stop the drama! Previously H&H fans had the privelege of learning what happened during filmed episodes that will never be seen...n...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

NEW Hot & The Horny - Part 7

The Hot & The Horny - The Cancelled Storylines NBC was generous and gave H&H a second chance to steam up and scandalise the daytime industry, but once again supposedly creative producer an...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:38:00 PST

NEW Hot & The Horny - Part 6

The Hot & The Horny - Part 6 After the flop known as May Sweeps, Cleo magazine hopes to give viewers a better July by becomming the new corporate sponser of H&H, meaning bigger flesh-fest ...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST

NEW Hot & The Horny - Part 5

The Hot & The Horny Part 5 May Sweeps 2007 begins with a crazy 'Outside-the-square romances' storyline that brings Felicity Ten and Gingerman Hayward back to JCSN! Like Days of our Lives' legen...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

NEW Hot & The Horny Part 4

As previewed last time, Brandon hears about Reilly's ordeal, and feeing protective of his ex boyfriend, decides he needs to take care him. (a lot of his decision comes from his guilt over being abus...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

NEW Hot & The Horny PART 1

The new H&H begins with Kennedy and Niko having an after-sex makeout in bed. Niko asks Kennedy what her ultimate fantasy in bed is but she has fallen asleep. As she dreams, the wind blows the do...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

NEW Hot & The Horny PART 2

The battle between the rich and the poor is set to intensify when Ambrosia's new brother Reilly returns from JCSN's boarding school division in Tokyo. Carrying on the Whitlam family tradition, Reill...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

NEW Hot & The Horny PART 3

Becky is visited by the ghosts of those mudered so far, who warn her that her life is in danger, but she thinks it's only because she is a drunk skunk and ignores their pleas to be careful. Later in...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

The Hot & The Horny - Part 25 - THE END!

«      The final episode begins with the explosive revelation that Amadeus is alive when Julian spies on him dirty dancing at Sinner's Nightclub! It turns out the Amadeus that...
Posted by Joel on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:29:00 PST

The Hot & The Horny - Part 24 - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

EYE CANDY SPECIAL! I Found this pic of the new Shawn from Days of our Lives and think he would be perfect in the H&H role of Z.J!! He looks like he could definitely be Zach's son ;) Espe...
Posted by Joel on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST