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drunk uncle stan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I want to ride a motorcycle, but my mommy won't let me. And my mommy also doesn't let me add friends that I really don't know. So let me know why you want to be my friend and I'll ask mommy if it's OK.

My Interests

Martial arts, Bruce Lee, James Bond, knives, swords, edged weapons, sci-fi, hi-tech, cooking, New York Yankees, photography, Asian cinema

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba. Nuff said.

Patricia Ford. A bikini and Playboy lingerie model of German, Irish, Hawaiian and Chinese descent. I just love her exotic look. Such a pretty face.

Kellie Pickler. She should have been the next American Idol. Seemingly so sweet and naive.

Melissa Reyes Saw her on The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll and fell in love. I'm so sad she didn't win, but I'm sure the exposure will open up a lot of doors for her.

Julianne Hough Saw her on Dancing with the Stars and fell in love. She's so cute when she's screaming at Apolo during their practices. Such a pretty face, such a great dancer and she's just 18! And she WON! I can't believe there are hardly any pictures of her on the internet. Heck, there are more of me!

Music:

80s

Movies:

Star Wars Episode IV, Kill Bill, Peewee's Big Adventure, Wayne's World, Casablanca, Sixteen Candles, Gone With the Wind, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Amelie, Enter the Dragon, You Only Live Twice, The Sound of Music, The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Destroy All Monsters, Na Cha the Great, The Godfather II, The Lord of the Rings (all 3), The Harry Potter series, Silverado, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Pale Rider, The Magnificent Seven, The Dirty Dozen, Where Eagles Dare, all of Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry movies

Television:

Sunday: Desperate Housewives, Without a Trace, Entourage
Monday: 24, Heroes, CSI: Miami
Tuesday: American Idol, The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, House, Boston Legal, Law & Order: SVU
Wednesday: America's Next Top Model, Bones, American Idol, Lost, CSI: NY
Thursday: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, Ugly Betty, The O.C., CSI, Grey's Anatomy
Friday: Ghost Whisperer
Shows no longer in first-run
Comedy: Friends, Seinfeld, M*A*S*H, Taxi, The Wonder Years, Saturday Night Live, Family Ties, Growing Pains, Saved by the Bell, The Facts of Life, I Dream of Jeannie, Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch, Happy Days, Three's Company, Who's the Boss?, Cheers, Lizzie McGuire, Ned & Stacey, Boy Meets World, Charles in Charge, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Frasier, Get Smart, Soap, Welcome Back Kotter, One Day at a Time, WKRP in Cincinnati, Barney Miller, Kate & Allie, Murphy Brown, Newhart, Silver Spoons, Bosom Buddies, Too Close for Comfort, Double Trouble, Mad About You, NewsRadio, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Unhappily Ever After, Boston Common, Even Stevens, Flying Blind, Ally McBeal, The Muppet Show, The Odd Couple, Laugh-In, The Tick (the animated one, but the live one wasn't too bad)
Drama: Melrose Place, Beverly Hills 90210, Alias, NYPD Blue, Miami Vice, Magnum PI, Hunter, Charlie's Angels, Starsky & Hutch, Moonlighting, Now & Again, MacGyver, The Pretender, John Doe, The Wild Wild West, Kung FU, Wiseguy, Crime Story, Batman, The Green Hornet, VIP, Nash Bridges, Acapulco H.E.A.T., Hawaii Five-O, The Equalizer, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Longstreet, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., The Rat Patrol, James at 15, Police Story, LA Law, Remington Steele, Boston Public, Ed
Horror/SciFi: Dark Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, The X-Files, Highlander, Friday the 13th, Star Trek, Lost in Space, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Cleopatra 2525, Land of the Lost, The Lost World, Roswell, The Misfits of Science, V, Night Stalker, The Twilight Zone, Space Above & Beyond, The Greatest American Hero, Buck Rogers, Max Headroom, Kindred the Embraced, Lois & Clark, The Six Million Dollar Man, The Bionic Woman, Lexx, Logan's Run
Miscellaneous: The Gong Show, Remote Control, Robotech Macross, the OJ Simpson trial, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Dance Fever, Xuxa, all the Charlie Brown specials, Wonderama, H.R. Pufnstuf, all the Christmas specials like Frosty the Snowman, Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol and Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Books:

I used to read Stephen King, but now I just wait for the mini-series

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Steve Martin, Bugs Bunny, Woody Allen

My Blog

San Diego Comic Con July 20-23, 2006

Here are a few of the pics I snapped at this year's Comic Con: Some guy dressed as Darth Maul dueling with some girl dressed as I don't know what. I don't remember what these people were pro...
Posted by drunk uncle stan on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

Erotica LA June 24, 2006

Here are a few shots from Erotica LA 2006 This is Kat. She's so adorable. Looks like jailbait because of her braces and petiteness, but she's 19. And nasty. A stretch Corvette. Way...
Posted by drunk uncle stan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

My trip to Asia March 2006

The blog editor is totally screwed up so here's a link to my China pictures:dirtyunclestan.com/hk/...
Posted by drunk uncle stan on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:26:00 PST

Glamourcon November 19, 2005

Who I met at Glamourcon: Aria Giovanni. September 2000 Penthouse Pet of the Month. Still a top glamour/fetish model. Crissy Moran. One of my fave adult film stars. Sooo pretty. I just don't like t...
Posted by drunk uncle stan on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:23:00 PST

My NYC trip October 2005

I took a long weekend trip to New York City for a wedding and this was the only picture that I took. It's a long-standing sculpture on Prince Street in Soho. Unusual, considering I'm a leg man, not a ...
Posted by drunk uncle stan on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:57:00 PST