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Chappylol

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About Me

Hi, I'm Matt Chapman. You may know me as Matt, Chappy, Chapman or if you're old fashion, Pie. I am currently studying physics at the College of Lake County in Grayslake, Illinois. My current aspirations in life are to receive my doctorate in either Astrophysics or Theoretical physics. Each are equally awesome, in that they essentially force me to gain new knowledge. However, astrophysics reaches further into the reasons I wanted to go into the field of physics in the first place.
As it stands, I am bored as all hell with life. Right now there are no challenges, and I am stuck in this situation for quite a while, or until something exciting happens. But you know what they say, the bored are the boring. Who knows?
Never mention religion to me without expecting a debate or argument. I will defend my beliefs until the day I die. The only times I will ever drop my beliefs is if defending my beliefs will harm a close friend or family member. I can and will offend you if it means showing my point. But remember, I offend for the same reasons that satires offend; to show you that the extremes are representative of how absurd some things are.
Currently single. And to those who actually believe I'm married, I laugh at you for believing me :). If you're smarter than the average bear, single all whilst spinning six plates on sticks, message me.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthaias Patrick Alexandro Guardito the fourth, bretheren of the Makers of Assless Chaps
Birthday: July 25
Birthplace: Naples, Italy
Current Location: Waukegan, Illinois
Eye Color: Blueish
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: Six foot even.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English-German
The Shoes You Wore Today: 1969 Rod Lavers
Your Weakness: Kiddie Pohwan
Your Fears: That I may be wrong about it all :)
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get through the year without gouging my eyes out from boredom
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: D:
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes?
Your Bedtime: Depends on the day.
Your Most Missed Memory: Rifle team D:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, biotch.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both taste the same to me.
Single or Group Dates: Either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Hell no.
Do you Swear: Hell yes.
Do you Sing: When I'm by myself or singing falcetto to annoy people :D
Do you Shower Daily: Once every 3 months.
Have you Been in Love: Nope. Young love is for fools who don't know what love is.
Do you want to go to College: Already am.
Do you want to get Married: Yep.
Do you belive in yourself: Yep.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends on what I eat.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure
Are you a Health Freak: Hah!
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends on my mood
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play the violin for 10 years.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Goldschlagger :D
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Unless you consider excedrine a drug...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: D:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten your face. Does that count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Nope.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: Assassination!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Theoretical Physicist
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 160ish
Best Clothing Style: "OSHI- SCHOOL"
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 184 if you consider the ones on my computer. Legal, of course _
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Why live in the past?

My Interests

Hackysack, Rifle team, Computers, Theoretical Shite

I'd like to meet:

The perfect woman........................ awwwwwwwww

Music:

Big fan of progressive rock. Hard to find any good bands though... A Perfect Circle, Chevelle, Cold, Disturbed, Edenbridge, Evanescence, Godsmack, Kittie, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, Metallica, Mudvayne, Nightwish, Opeth, Queens of the Stoneage, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Static-X, System of a Down, Tool, Type O Negative, White Zombie.

Books:

The Fabric of the Cosmos, Otherland...

My Blog

The Good Life

"I believe that when I die, I shall rot, and nothing of my ego will survive.  I am not young, and I love life. but I should scorn to shiver with terror at the thought of annihilation. Happiness i...
Posted by Chappylol on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

Right.

So I think I'm growing bitter, folks. I can't explain it in great detail, but I seriously think that there's something going bad in my head that I need looked in to. I'm not having suicidal or viole...
Posted by Chappylol on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

New career decision

Made up my mind. I'm going to be a theoretical physician.  Going to major in Physics (or a subcategory... not sure what it'd be called, though) and minor in both computer science and mathematics ...
Posted by Chappylol on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

A sad, sad day. Sad day indeed.

Edit: Because of a certain fagism, this blog is no longer applicable. I apologize to anybody who was interested. Today is a sad and unfortunate day for all that is simple and good.  It seems tha...
Posted by Chappylol on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:25:00 PST

My scientific beliefs. READ.

Preface: I just finished this god damn thing, and I must say that my hands hurt quite a bit.  The knowledge in this essay is abridged and briefly summarizes the ideas that I have spent many, many...
Posted by Chappylol on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST