Kristine the Snowplowman - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm not a person who needs or wants a lot of friends. I'm not someone who craves acceptance or coolness. I completely lack censorship, so I'm always offending someone somehow, though I don't mean to. I'm a half-assed feminist/activist/midgetist, meaning I have all my values in a strong place, and I WILL get into huge rants/debates about them, but I don't do much of anything about them. I'm very openly opinionated, but holy shit I am one socially awkward mess. People don't know how to handle me, I guess. My sense of humor has been permanently tainted, I read 100 times more than I get drunk, and sometimes I put pencil erasers under my shirt and over my bra so people think my nipples are really, really hard. I also have an alter ego named Stuartess Magnolias. He is a leggo block. Yellow, if you were wondering. He's a sweetheart. I love my dogs and my fluffy slippers and my brain. Andria Russo, I still say fuck you for the gummy candy incident, and I'm sure, though I haven't seen you a while, that your face still needs clearisil.

My Interests

I like to put soap all over my body and get out of the shower without washing it off. I also like standing against walls and being camouflaged. And Dan, because his cock does me so well.....And because I love him. And he's amazing.

I'd like to meet:

How about someone who doesn't need alcohol or drugs to have a good time.

Music:

FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES. They own my heart. Taking Back Sunday, Finch, Vendetta Red, Offspring, MSI, NIN, Nirvana, Pantera, Drowning Pool, The Bled, Bush, Chevelle, Deftones, The Used, Trivium, Blindside, SOAD, Rise Against, APC, Killwhitneydead, Lamb of God, Glassjaw, Bodom, more but oh so lazy......

Movies:

the kinds that are NAKED. Or the ones with good plot lines. Whichever.

Heroes:

People who are masters at Pitfall. Seriously, that game is hard.

My Blog

...................................................d

So my days as of late haven't been so awesome. A lot of sad things happening all at once. That's all right. I think soon I will be seeing more happiness soon. Soon. you know what they say, when "...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST

sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwfffffffffffffff

So things have massively improved since I last blogged and then deleted said blog. Like three days ago. Really, though. Awesome time. Muy gratificado or some shit. So it seems that I have A LOT of sta...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:09:00 PST

We breathe for no one else

I think I might tan this summer. This goes against all of my beliefs as a human, but I'm so much more appreciative of summer now that I have a car. I'm no longer like "curse this stupid motherfuc...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST

There's always someone to blame

I feel like I've detached myself from most things lately. I mean fuck, what do I really care about anymore besides a few obvious people? I hate how every year I seem to go through this phase where I c...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

I would eat food served by me

So I have a stalker. I mean like, a hardcore fucking stalker. She has read every entry of my livejournal, opendiary, and myspace (I dont even have a livejournal anymore and she referred back to i...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

He was black.... and his cock was so big.

So my last few days have been spent in the place called Cali. It was a lot of fun, we went to the beach, and to Six Flags, and I got to stay up all night talking to my boyfriend while laying the backs...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

Goodbye to you

I convinced myself that I wasn't going to write this blog because I didn't want certain people somehow finding ways to read it. But then I thought, meh, no one is going to read this because ...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:22:00 PST

Drunken expeditions!

So I signed offline because Im really tired. Three seconds later I was sitting in the seat again, signing back on. Its either because when I went into my room there was a flying cockroach whizzing aro...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST

I just want to break you down so badly...

Well I already wrote in my opendiary twice today (imprisoned_confusion) but I will go ahead and write in here too, since I am in only a towel and this is obviously how I dry. I have decided that ...
Posted by Kristine the Snowplowman on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST