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lemonjello

If you break your funny bone do you become serious

About Me

Champ here. I am all about having fun. i like to sing and do moves. i hate driving, but if i do have to drive i like to drive 88 mph trying to go back in time. (it hasn't worked yet, even with a full mr. fusion.) Drunkest sober person you will ever meet. i wish i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had a woman that looked good i would call her. i love riding my bike and traveling. i suck at computers. i hate them soooo much. simpsons, cartoons. I'll quote the heck out of movies. i hate spelling correctly. always look at the bright side of life. And that's all i have to say about that. We will be friends! like it or not. this took me an hour, bye. send me a message or my AIM is: SHADYBMXR (I'm not really shady & that is not refering to slim i promise) don't be scared.

My Interests

riding my bike, traveling, filming and editing videos, snowboarding, eating, ice cream, movies, listening to good music, being were it is better than bad, not being hurt, I like owning things that are not broken, traveling more and eating more ice cream. i am interested in new experiences and i am interested in making them happen.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone who will give me a million dollars or the girl of my dreams preferably both. someone who can understand my humor, but also makes me laugh at the same time. someone who understands when i have to go on a trip for a month, but also someone who will go with me on a spontanious trip across the country for no apparent reason. someone who is open to music or watch PART of any kind of movie. someone who can have fun doing just about anything. more regulations will be added Message me if you are going to give me a million dollars or you would like to apply to be my lovely assistant. Put the lotion in the basket.

Music:

saves the day, piebald, postal service, mogwai, Sigor Ros', explosoin in the sky, alkaline trio, the darkness( yeahhh), against me, sparta, juliana theory, the anniversarry, metallica, Rise against, The mars volta, iron maiden, built to burn yow yow take that, the 80's party mix, pretty girls make graves, explosive bear, the fu~§king AM, coheed and combria, (i wonder if i could fit every band into existance on here. it might be easier to just write what i dont like.) and that is it, nothing else.

Movies:

wayy too many to name right here off the top of my head. i will watch any movie at least once. this is whatever comes to mind untill i stop to think. dirty work, wet hot american summer, old school, big lebowski, slackers, something about mary, snatch, back to the future set, last action hero, RAD, wide awake nightmare, ghostbusters, elf, monty python, spinal tap, the rock, both Toy stories& basically all cartoons like it, royal tanenbaums, adam sandler, will ferril, the jerk, man on the moon, indiana jones set, coatrack, etc. etc. etc. this list also goes on untill it stops.

Television:

Television rots your brain. i like comedys mostly or discovery or the learning channel mostly. i like movies mostly. Anything interesting mostly. I love the 80's mostly, but mostly i like anything interesting mostly. mostly.

Books:

the Bible

Heroes:

ferris beuller, you're my hero.

My Blog

It’s been a year i might be time to manage another blog.

Well i seem to be in the same routine again since i have not posted a B log in over a year i think. anyway does anyone still go on here any more? I have been buisy, but im not sure what i have been u...
Posted by lemonjello on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:56:00 PST

something new

well it usually takes me at least almost a year to put a new one of these things on here. so here goes this years update to something i might want to say, but have no plans wahtsoever in what i am act...
Posted by lemonjello on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:00:00 PST

More

Selamah lekam (or somehting like that) well we made it to Oman (the country) to do bike stunt shows for the local festival and we just got done building the ramps all day for it. It is almost 9pm here...
Posted by lemonjello on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:26:00 PST

Underwear inside the pants

I don't do drugs of any kind, but Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural?80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.But we got...
Posted by lemonjello on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:41:00 PST

I saw the real Ronald Mcdonald house today who wants to touch me?

hello boys and girls, i realize that we have not spoken in quite some time, but i wanted you all to know that i have been captured and i don't know what or who is real anymore. i am a pow. i have...
Posted by lemonjello on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:13:00 PST

I taught Dave Mirra a trick today.

I am half way through the 2005 summer at camp woodward and today is a very happy day for myself. The reason being that i taught Dave Mirra himself how to do pocket wallrides today. Much like the other...
Posted by lemonjello on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well here we meet again.

well well not a whole lot has happened since our last meeting. i got back from europe. i stayed in georgia for a few weeks to heal up. then i went up to mass to stay with my new girlfriend sara (i got...
Posted by lemonjello on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well im not back yet but im on my way back at least.

well hello ther happy new years and merry christmas and all that jazz. i started riding again recently after my recent acl surgery. have to take it slow for a while still, but it does feel better than...
Posted by lemonjello on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i did a 180 today.

i did a 180, a manual and i rode real fast today and it made me happy.
Posted by lemonjello on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

does jolly mean fat

JJollyOOddHHotNNaughtyName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by lemonjello on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST