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Taylor

shake yer dix, shake yer tits

About Me

I was born in Africa and I lived with the Yettis until I was 13. I'm used to shitting in holes and wiping without TP. I love to travel to exotic places like logansport or wabash, and im down for anything Hollllaaa Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

Whacking (tennis) balls, IU, partying with my girls, crossword puzzles, church, St. John's Lutheran church, being a Lutheran, walking my dog Fuzzy, walking my dog Fuzzy by Lutheran's church, also, going to my Lutheran church.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Franklin (he created an amazing song called STOMP), I'll give a shout out to Mother Goose cause she held it down since I was 3 with the woman in the shoe, WORD TO YO MOMA

Music:

Peaches, Elton John, Boston, Tupac,ACDC, counting crows, The Flock, Lynard Skynard, do or die

Movies:

ANY PORN

Television:

Roseanne, full house, rob and big, saved by the bell

Books:

Gossip Girls, Clockwork Orange, Naked Lunch, Playgirl.

Heroes:

Definitely Jordan L. Janowski and Katharine N. Murphy, cause they get me in the butt, also id be nothing without Barbra Streisand