Hello i am Richard of the Coltmans.... I am Abnormal/ly double jointed :P,weird in a gud way it's build in.I'm quite light hearted & humoured, I really enjoy the company of good friends, I have a healthy! interest in Games,technology & gadgets. My biggest Advantage/disadvantage is thinking to much so am Mused and EasilyAmused alot :P. Cast ur ideals onto me and i'll show u what u really need,give too much attention and i'll reflect ur imperfections. I believe that there is Many type's of love, more than one can fill a heart at once and for more than one person,this is why i believe in Open Relationships aslong as it's Safe/Honest(maybe in the same bed too):P.I am Very Forward, as you may of noticed :P, i think am abit too in youface for some people (fuck them) :P. I tead to like people who ask alot of the right questions/challenging their Perceptions all of the time/the bigger Picture/think out side the box,people i can't predict.Am 6ft with short Voilet hair(brown),green eye's,glasses(am quite nerdly anyway so it siuts me)i also have contacts to.Lets set a few things straight,what goes up doesn't have to come down and the nice guy doesn't always finish last. My Enemies are Spiders,Highs,Open Water and "feeling like pastic" anyone know of this feeling ??? Hates and Dislikes-Morning breath,charv's,Tony Blair,Goerge Bush,My Mother,Getting put in the lower paper in Maths when i got 9 off perfect,Getting in the higher paper for English when am crap at it,What drugs did to my friends,People Judging me had alot of that,People who want to know u ONLY because ur a gay(my Mother),When u get what u want but not what u need,when u love someone but it goes to waste,The fact that Adverts on the internet have sound that plays automatically plus adverts on Tele being Really louder then the program,What Drink does to some people(DON'T drink if u get violent!),The dentist Twats told me i wouldn't have to have braces ever again i had 3 after that(not including retainers),That no one ever gets me a present i like(i hint often enuff),When my brother says stuff "happened to him" but it happened to me(LOSER),When i made up something and no one believe's me,Women who "Think there life's complete" by having a baby's(WTF life has so much more to it),People who don't talk to u on MSN expecting u to make convo !ALL THE TIME! _______________________________________IF I WAS RICH:I'd buy Matt Bellemy :P and Chris and Dom if a could,i'd live wit all my friends,BUY A BLIMP!(Airship) Maybe Even live in it :P ,try to invent a time machine(to only go to the future),give lots to charity,invest in HHO Tech,travel to meet new people,help them with my money and i wouldn't tell much people i am rich because people change when that happens.plus i won't waste money on crap like pools of milk or bottled water :/ _______________________________________ BEFORE I DIE I'D LIKE TO:I've had a very eventfull life to say the least so i've done alot of the things i wanted to do already :D. Travel through Time,Kiss or be Kissed by Matt Bellemy/Robert Gant/David TennanT,find True Love,Stop Time,Save someones life(done it once),Stop a War,Invent The Gay-Ray,Experience Zero Gravity,Travel through a Worm Hole,"Come and Go",GET LAST HIT!! :D. _______________________________________ My Dream Jobs:The doctors Companeon,Super Hero,4400,Time Traveller,Time Lord,FOOT PROZZY,Actor,Test pillot,Artist,Food Tester,Snowboarder,Dirrector,Porn Dirrector,Porn Tester,Gay-Ray owner :P,Film Crittick,Starship Captain,Lutennent Richard Coltman of SG-1,Savage Vessel Captain,Dirrector,Singer,Genius,Games Testter,Explorer,President of the free worlds commity,Grim Reapper,A Muse,Inventer or Unventer(time travelling joke)-kinda already am :P,A Writer,Cult Leader. _______________________________________
