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Jeremy

Flags are bits of colored cloth that governments use first to shrink-wrap people's brains and then a

About Me

Popeye said it well, "I am what I am and that's all that I am." Writing a paragraph about yourself is so one dimensional. A friend of mine once asked me to do this hypothetical exercise; describe yourself in one word. My answer, "uhh,... I don't know, anti-hypothetical." She said dedicated or compassionate. that's three, I guess she couldn't do it either. About half the time you ask me a question I will actually answer it.

My Interests

Snowboarding, reading, writing, brewing and a good party is cool now and then.

I'd like to meet:

Spam Botz.

Music:

A lot of hip-hop and sprinkles of everything else. I like artfully prepared music, with something unique to say. I can leave the formulaic pop music.

Movies:

movies are good I like them

Television:

I would like to say that I don't watch it.

Books:

Too many to really list. I like novels mostly, I'm really into Chuck Palhnuik right now.

Heroes:

Anyone, anywhere doing something revolutionary and interesting. And all my awesome friends and fam of course.

My Blog

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Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:42:00 PST

Boat ride working draft #3

Boat Ride (Working Title) Working Draft #3(tense problems???) 1/22/07 ..[if !supportEmptyParas]--> ..[endif]--> She can't see him rowing the boat because her umbrella is covering her face fro...
Posted by Jeremy on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

The Balad of Timothy Glutton

The Ballad of Timothy Glutton Working Draft #1 5/31/07 ..[if !supportEmptyParas]--> ..[endif]--> Timothy Glutton sits in front of the flashing blue screen. From the street the lights flicker b...
Posted by Jeremy on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:24:00 PST

Why should anyone care???

So I'm reading the news this morning and they are all talking about ana nicole smith and britney spears. Why should I care?? I had the brilliant thought of searching ebay for britney spears hair, it's...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

Drunk Tank

Ben almost got me thrown in the drunk tank last night. From what I hear they put you in a concrete room with a drain in the center. They have soup and bread but they only serve it to the nice drunks. ...
Posted by Jeremy on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:19:00 PST

fucking rad

    I went to the mash tun with colin and ...... It was fucking rad. Cheap house pints that are super good. Free pool. Juke box. Busy but not crowded (for a tuesday), nice staff. Basica...
Posted by Jeremy on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:14:00 PST

Look out

Look out suckas I'm gonna be opening a brewery soon. Keep your eyes peeled playas and playaettes!
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate tom

that is all. Thank you myspace for writing a steaming pile of shitty code. I was going to post something here but it wont work. I hate you tom. You're not my friend anymore.
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate the internet

My computer is soo fucked. Viruses have turned it into one giant advertisement. Even my desktop. I hate the internet. That is all.
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid people part 2

I am making a made to order stir fry stupid customer: "What is in the garlic sauce?" Me: "Sesamie oil and garlic." stupid customer: "Ok, ummm, can you do like alot of the garlic suace, but don't make ...
Posted by Jeremy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST