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Kyle Talon

Kyle Kretin - Destined for either fame or the mental hospital.

About Me

The only things to fear are snakes and time.

My Interests

Rock N Roll, Lung Disease, Girls, The Ultimate Trip, Mary Jane, Transients, Booze, and cheap, cheap livin'.

I'd like to meet:

I am what I am and that's all I can muster. I am what I think, and that's a disaster.

Music:

Music
Where would I be without it? (More than likely, dead.)
I don't claim to really like any specific type of music anymore.
I just love music.
Playing it.
Hearing it.
Making it.
Bands
Germs
Adolescents
Zappa
Iggy
T-Rex
NY Dolls
Blasters
Black Flag
Circle Jerks
Jolie Holland
RHCP
Run DMC
Public Enemy
Bleeding Through
X
Fear
Adam and the Ants
At The Drive-In
X-Ray Spex
From First to Last
Used
Wu-Tang Clan
Tupac
Animals
Fall of Troy
Alice in Chains
Lauryn Hill
White Zombie
Pantera
Nels Kline Singers
Beefheart
Bowie
Christian Death
Circa Survive
Saosin
Charlie Patton
John Lee Hooker
.45 Grave
Dick Dale
Lou Reed
Pure Hell
SOD
Wecamewithbrokenteeth
Richard Hell
Sex Pistols
Stray Cats
TSOL
Eric Clapton
Hendrix
Joplin
Doors
Alice Cooper
No Doubt
Willie Brown
Cannibal Corpse
Job for a Cowboy
Minor Threat
Angry Samoans
Kommunity FK
Johnny Cash
Roxy Music
F-Minus
Feederz
Consumers
Bad Brains
Wayne/Jayne County
Black Randy
Chuck Berry
DI
DRI
Jerry Lee Lewis
Lightnin' Hopkins
Sparta
Stone Roses
Kinks
Thursday
Tom Waits
Jane's Addiction
Soundgarden
Damned
Poison Idea
Heart
Kingsmen
Moss Icon
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
Plimsouls
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Prince Buster
Rise Against
Rolling Stones
Santana
Cars
Little Richard
Gene Vincent
Thin Lizzy
Dr. Know
Joan Jett
Necros
Mother Love Bone
Primus
Queen
Escape the Fate
Replacements
Skip James
NWA
Van Halen
Shadow Project
Social D
SubHumans
Specimen
Tool
System of a Down
Buddy Holly
Uniform Choice
SS Decontrol
Ground Zero
Tom Petty
Screamin' Lord Sutch
Chiodos
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Howlin' Wolf
Robert Johnson
Sublime
Velvet Underground
Elton John
Tenacious D
Slayer
Death Ride '69
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Descendents
Bob Marley
Black Sabbath
He is Legend
Suicidal Tendencies
Beastie Boys
Ray Charles
AFI
Skatalites
Lurkers
Decry
Screamers
Specials
GBH
Wolfmother
Priestess
Jefferson Airplane
Mars Volta
Etc, etc, etc.

Movies:

I love horror movies and character studies, very different types of movie, but those are my favorite. I love gore and violence, but I also love a deep and meaningful plot (I need a horror movie about a psychotic killer... with a heart of gold.) The Decline of Western Civilization, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, They Live, The Thing, Serpent and the Rainbow, People Under the Stairs, Clerks, Clerks 2, Boondock Saints, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th parts 1-8, Natural Born Killers, Blue Car, Being John Malkovich, 28 Days Later, Alice in Wonderland, Spun, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Grosse Point Blanke, The Lost Boys, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Phantasm 1-4, Edward Scissorhands, Leaving Las Vegas, Trainspotting, My Own Private Idaho, SLC Punk, Disney Movies, High Fidelity, American Beauty, Airheads, Romper Stomper, Labyrinth, The Warriors, Party Monster, The Addams Family, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Heathers, Dogtown and Z Boys, Ken Park, Kids, True Romance, Mean Creek, Wassup Rockers, Benny and Joon, Storytelling, The Stand, Zombie, and all kinds of other good shit.

Television:

I watch too much of it.

Books:

The Divine Comedy, 1984, Animal Farm, Rikki Tikki Tavi, War of the Worlds, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Dracula, Frankenstein, We Got the Neutron Bomb, Doctor Seuss books, Where the Wild Things Are, Edward Gorey books, Mein Kampf, anything Roman or Greek mythology...
This is a large number that I'm not going to go into, just imagine all the classics represented. These are just some of my favorites.

Heroes:

Jim Morrison, The Pig Driving a Pickle, and Dante Allegheri