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Carl

I am here for Friends

About Me

Let's see. I'm older, but not much wiser. I carry the classic spare tire like most men my age. Last time I looked at my ass it said Cooper Tire...wide white! My small family and my job is my life: Vanessa (my beautiful soon-to-be-wife) and the four legged stink-os, D.O.G. and Buttercup. I seem to have carved a little spot for myself in the world of "noise and vibration" testing, and I'd like to think that I'm pretty good at what I do. I'm employed by Roush. "Jack Roush racing?", you say? Yes, I do test them. No, I will not talk about them and I HATE NASCAR!! I'm not a sports person cause it's like talking about the color of dirt. Dirt I could handle. Nascar? HELL no. I still write and record music (still not too well for those of you who have heard me play). So I'm here just pokin' my head out the world's door to see who's still around. Drop me a line.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The carpenter. He had to have a sense of humor, just look around at most people. What a joke! Karl Lagerfeld. That guy is a fucking FREAK (and considering Vanessa took me to EVERY freakin' Chanel store in Paris, I feel like I gave him enough money that he's like family...). Anthony Bourdain. I gotta say the guy's got a great outlook on life. Eat, drink, and see the world all while getting paid to do it. Helluva deal. I've met a lot of people in my life, and I'm sure most of them would probably have been on this list.