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paul

About Me

i'm too lazy and apathetic to really write anything interesting here. I am enrolled at Bard College, and will begin classes in August. I'm planning on studying:English, Creative Writing, Poetry, Philosophy, Linguistics, Anthropology,and Etcetera....Sound's fun.I like to write and record rock'n'roll music.Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus

My Blog

In case you're wondering just what Sister Ray said...

Duck and Sally insideThey're cookin' for the down fiveWho're starin' at Miss RayonWho's busy licking up her pig-penI'm searching for my mainlineI said I couldn't hit it sidewaysI said I couldn't hit i...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jul 2005 19:32:00 GMT

THE ESSENCE OF COMMONGROUNDS

everyone who's been there will know what i'm talking about. TiesRule: wtf is a  fake independant psuedostarbucks that you cannot leave?PorkTornado12345: it's hell on earth THANK YOU, ANI.  
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jul 2005 23:38:00 GMT

Gary Numan

is the man.  i wish i were a woman so i could carry his william s burroughs-influenced robotic child.
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jul 2005 22:40:00 GMT

tipsy (on life) (yeah right)

a parenthetical statement immediately followed by another.  NICE! nevertheless, I am indeed so, and that probably explains my enthusiasm for this blasted website.  Regardless.  Yeah.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:49:00 GMT

guess what? chicken butt.

Blogs are retarded, I can't believe I'm doing this.  Who wants to read this bullshit?  oh well.  I got back from vacation.  fun.  Going to college in four weeks.   
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 13:43:00 GMT