*LadyHawk* **AJ**

I'm easy-going with a creative streak, & tend to put my personal touches on most things. I have a snarky ( nicely sarcastic ) sense of humor, & believe when it comes to sense of humor, size matters! If you're someone who needs to have the stick surgically removed from their posterior...you probably wouldn't like me anyway...lol. I've never been married, & have no kids that I know of. I enjoy simple things, like playing pool, & having a good laugh with friends. I'm not quite a "shark" yet...just a dolphin...lol. I'm realistic & stable, & don't have enough baggage to fill a boeing. I'm open, talkative, & casual...people usually feel at easy with me fairly quickly. I don't want or need to be impressed, & I'm impressed most by someone just being themself. I'm affectionate, passionate, & sensual with the right person, but not randomly flirtacious. I do joke around quite a bit once I'm comfortable with someone. I don't have a possessive jealous character, & don't deal with those who do. Physical attraction alone doesn't work for me. If I don't like who you are in general, then there's no point. I think personality makes it or breaks it. Whether someone turns out to be a friend, a cuddle partner, or more...time will tell. I'm not into games, so what you see is what you get.
| The Real Me
*General Details*
* I'm half Italian...half French Canadian
* Live in Montreal...don't speak french
* Majored in Communications-Creative Arts
* Former bartender...now working from home; creative field
* Taurus..Aries Cusp..Scorpio Rising..Year of the Snake
* My *best kept secret*: Yeh...Riiiight!! Like I'm gonna tell you!...LMAO!! * What I look for in a guy: Humor…sarcastic humor…(cute)…warped humor…(cute)…(cute)…& humor!!! LOL!
*Warm, affectionate, playful & intelligent also goes a long way!
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*Physically*
* I'm 5'5...about 100-103lbs
* I'm cushy not toned...*Built for comfort not for speed*...LOL
* Medium-brown hair (the back is down to my waist)
* Dark green eyes
* Tats...none. Piercings...just 2 in each ear
* Come with all my original parts...LOL
* How I would describe myself: *My looks wouldn't stop traffic...but you wouldn't put a bag over my head either!* ******************************
*My Personality*
* Snarky = nicely sarcastic sense of humor
* My I.Q. does exceed my shoe size....& even my bra size...LOL
* I have a strong character, & can be opinionated...but always with tact
* I do NOT have enough emotional baggage to fill a Boeing…just a carry-on...LOL
* I can have a temper…but have a very long fuse. I’m a yeller…not a slapper…LOL. If something pisses me off you’ll know. I’m not one to keep it inside for days…then blow up over something completely unrelated.
* I do NOT possess the * psycho gene*…nor do I have any psycho exs in my past….LOL. I’ve had 3 long relationships….but I do NOT get back with exs!
* I can be very detail oriented at times...duh...look at the profile...LOL
* I can be a perfectionist if I’m doing something for someone else
* I can get along with pretty much anyone…I treat people as they treat me
* I tend to make those around me feel comfortable quickly…& often make them laugh. I’m everyones complaint dept…but I don’t mind at all!
* I don't drink (hate the taste)…or do drugs of any kind...never did
* I do have respect for whatever others are into however
* I’m extremely stable…well-grounded & realistic. I should *dare to dream* a lil more often
* I’m very affectionate…& luv showing it! I can be a romantic…& enjoying doing *lil things* to show I care
* If someone tells me & shows me they truely care…there are few if any jealousies…or none without reason
* One rose will touch my heart far more than a dozen ever could!
* I believe the * key* to chemistry & passion lies in a *kiss*
* I'm a 50/50 split of *Sensual* & *Sexual*
* I'm a 50/50 split of *Submissive* & *Dominant*.
* My biggest weakness is *well-placed* flesh...& a guy with a lil tummy
* I do NOT *chase*…nor do I like to be *chased*. Mutual attractions work best. I keep an opened mind, & an opened heart. I do NOT make guys I meet now pay for what someone else may have done in the past
* Before I’d have sex without any feeling or passion for the person…I’d rather give myself carpal-tunnel…LOL
* I handle truth quite well…but despise head games. Honesty works best with me…even if I don’t like what’s being said. Not knowing is sometimes the worst feeling. No matter what…the worst thing I’ll ever do is walk away. Revenge is a waste of time & energy.
* My *Stupid Human Tricks*...1) I can write completely in mirror image. Right to left...in reverse. Now there’s a skill that comes in handy!…lmao
2) I can unbutton a shirt with my teeth at an alarming speed
3) I somehow manage to *purr*..from my throat. Now sure how..but it freaks cats out!…LOL
* Not much of a flirt...but can talk up a storm! I prefer to joke around rather than come on to someone. Once I get to know someone better...I will tease the hell out of them...but not randomly with guys I barely know.
* I believe relationships develop...not something you search for.
* I'm very "scent" oriented. My fave colognes on a guy are: Drakkar Noir...Eau Du Rochas...Dunhill...Ck One...Tel Quel...or any light scent that makes me want to scratch the skin off his back...lol...figuratively speaking of course.
* I personally wear CK One(Calvin Klein)...Red(Georgio of Beverly Hills)...Gio(Georgio Armani)...& Montana(no clue...lol)
* My typical style: Anything goes!…But I’ll take sexy over sleazy everytime!
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*Things I Love*
* Have more stuffed animals than should be legal.
* Used to sing & play guitar.
* Love Dragons...unicorns, dolphins, wizards, vampires, skulls, gargoyles, and Halloween.
* Designed most of my own Halloween costumes
* I'm a total *candle freak*! Not only do I enjoy burning them...but decorating them in interesting ways
* Have a huge match book & key chain collection...cause somebody has to do it!
* I’m a *self-descibed craft-a-holic*…my heart goes into things I create for others!
* Adore animals of any variety…esp. cats! Once got to cuddle up & take a pic with a 2 year old tiger…*Rocky*…it was awesome!!
* I luv playing pool…air hockey…pinball…ski-ball…the odd video game…& many goofy carnival games. Hey…anywhere I can win a stuffie works for me!!….LOL
* I like to dance…& can do anything from a waltz to a cha cha, merengue, or mambo
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