No money for pints at the bar
We bring a backpack full of Pabst
Oooo
Under the table we fill our glass
Competitive Eaters.
Professional Bowlers.
People that appreciate bacon.
I'm here to put the "dick" in dixie and the "cunt" back in country
As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster
Please pack your knives and go.
Look out, helter skelter,helter skelter,helter skelter
♥My mom
♥Ted Evan Doughty