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Joby

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About Me

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Name:Joby
Age:21(mental age of a 13 year old)
Profession:Researcher/Multitasker/ALL ROUND FOOKIN GENIUS, Bakermedia, Channel M
Ambition: To make a name for myself in the Media Industry
Likes: Christmas, Sarcasm, My Gorgeous boyfriend who i love more and more each day (barf hehe), 80's Teen flicks, Any comedy-Lee evans-Billy connolly, Uniqueness(is that a word??), Singing(in the shower....Badly.....no seriously)Open minded/creative people, ME, Squirrels, Lazy sundays(any lazy day actually), Crispy Chilli beef, Ferrero-re-rerrrr, Sexy Sexy people, Writing, Lots & lots of films & Tv, Me-to-you(have to sleep on floor as they'v taken over...Bastards!), My family, Nites out in good ol manch, Travelling, Directing (what is another story), Producing, TROMA, TERRORFIRMER (best freakin film ever made), experiencing as much as Possible, LIFE!
Dislikes:Chav scum(with a passion...I mean really, WTF are they here for)), Rolo's, Those people that take ages to tell a joke then f*@k it up at the end-dam they make me mad, papercuts, once again Chav scum, Liars
I aint gonna put down all this bollocks of "oh im a deep person blah blah and theres no1 like me blah blah". Fact is i am who i am and this site isnt even going to come close to showing any1 my style or personality. So we mite aswell have some fun with it-comprende?!
Damn You Ashman. I only ended up with this bloody site so i could see yours(which was painstakingly disturbing) and now i have to keep updatin the friggin thing!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

SANTA CLAUS!!!!! Myself!in 20 yrs time
Anthony Michael Hall
Stevie Wonder-Guys a Genius
Bruce Lee- impossible but a girl can dream
Brandon Lee- same theory as above
Bruce Campbell-'Groovy'
Sir Lloyd Kaufman-Words cannot express......
ANGRY MONKEY-He's the best in the Biz
We could be here forever
Its upto you.....

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Music:

Dude i'd be here forever telling you. Lets just save both our time and say ALL OF IT........... But......... Stevie is a Legend (note that Bezzy)

Movies:

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Too many...Too many. I'd start but then i wouldn't be able to stop or get off this friggin site as i'd be too scared that I'd left one out and i'd burn in hell.

Television:

All of it. Im so vague. In fact why are u stil readin this. You've must have by now cottoned onto the fact that i cant be arsed. I no, I no. Your thinkin 'well why the hell u got a space then?'............. Il let you think bout that.............(Damn you Ashman)

Books:

Any shit scary horror! You know how it is. Get that fear goin. Then wake your rents up halfway through the nite like a biatch cos you saw summat move in your room.

Heroes:

Me Mam and Dad, awww bless. Santa Claus

My Blog

Something we should all listen to

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll ...
Posted by Joby on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:27:00 PST

Broughys reply to "How u doin?" Bulletin (nearly shit my sides)

  Foreword: Broughy dude, im sorry, but i had to post this.  After eating several courses for dinner, i nearly saw the whole content again after reading ur reply (u get ur good wit from mwaa...
Posted by Joby on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

Broughys sooper amazin letter to Mwa

I will high 5 when i see you. You have a nice friend called Broughy. You make me wanna get wasted. You should run for President of the World and give me a cushy job. Someday I will kidnap Ryan Renalds...
Posted by Joby on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

Freak a Duck

Dudes/DudettesThe world is in a terrible way.I've just been thrown into a Lamppost....yes i repeat...a lamp post, after coming back from a shoot.Urbis centre have some great entertainment. Being made ...
Posted by Joby on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

Damnn long questionnaire n bugga all to do

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?Today....and they'r Babbbbbbeyyyyyy Smmmoooooootthhhhhh 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?Stirring in me bed, probably (i sed probably!) scratch...
Posted by Joby on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST

Shittin New Bricks, Could practically builds me a new house!

Mofo's! (yes you) The Dawn of a new beginning is arising..... I begin working in the Media Industry once again! HMV was short-lived, MWHAHAHAHA, but it twas fun.  I lost several layers of the Ski...
Posted by Joby on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

Jeeezzzzzz

What the Funk?!! Damn girls n boys i was so freakin ill this mornin. It turns out that my good friend ALCOHOL has finally turned against me....and after all the love i gave it. Graduation was sweet......
Posted by Joby on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:36:00 PST

Wkend of the Year

Oh its all on......... The wkend of all wkends is coming up. EROTICA 06 N im gettin so freakin excited i may have to hump sumthin. Myself and my erotica partner in crime, BROUGGHHHAAYYY, shall be maki...
Posted by Joby on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:09:00 PST

Damn Tea

Hey Hey.  Im bored ppl.  Ive been sat here with this empty space n i fort i must be disappointin ppl who are passin through with this nothiness.  Then i saw BROUGHHAYYS space n thought ...
Posted by Joby on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:45:00 PST