Roaster Boy

I am a fairly laid back kinda guy, and I'm easy to get along with, I think... I am a self professed coffee snob, to the point that not only do I own my own coffee shop, I also do all my own roasting. I am a craftsman; I make a variety of traditional Ojibwe crafts, such as birch bark work, beading, quillwork, fingerwoven items, twinned items. In my life, so far, I have had some of the strangest shit happen to me, I mean c'mon, who else have you met that has been both gored by an elephant, and attacked by a lion?