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Threat Michaels

That bullet with your name on it? I found it.

About Me

I'm not a hero. I sell guns like Destro before me, I like to own my environment, and I remember enough oddities to make conversation out of stupidity. That's why I should be the next Miss America.

My Interests

video games, science fiction, anime, wrestling, and certain nostalgic cartoons

I'd like to meet:



'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

Ludo, Alkaline Trio, Dynamite Hack, Vendetta Red, Rush, The Marvelous 3, Avenged Sevenfold, MC Chris, Dethklok amongst others I'll add later

Movies:

Star Wars 4-6, Serenity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Under Siege (yeah, that's right, a Seagal movie), Wet Hot American Summer, Strange Brew, The Rambo Trilogy, Tron and a whole bunch more.

Television:

Firefly, Dr. Who (especially the Tom Baker years), Red Dwarf, Star Trek: Next Gen, Stargate SG-1, Cowboy Bebop, Nadesico, various Gundam series, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, the Boondocks, GI Joe, Robotech, Getter Robo, The Black Adder, Dethklok Metalocalypse, Flavor of Love, Perfect Hair Forever, South Park, 21 Jump Street, Frisky Dingo, etc.

Books:

Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Jurassic Park, Heir to the Empire, I am a Bunny, Redwall, the Bible, Does Nintendo Power count as a book? (I mean, old issues from the late '80s and early '90s...) My brother's take on reading is much more amusing.

Heroes:

Scud, The Doctor, Ryoma from Getter Robo, Snake Eyes, Grave, Kenshiro (the Fist of the North Star), my dad.

My Blog

Inspector Steve and the case of the missing mural part IV

Good Inspector Steve made haste back to his office. He had to recover Morgan with that extra "r," "h," and "i's" phone number, which he vaguely remembered scrawling down before setting off on his seem...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:30:00 PST

Inspector Steve and the case of the missing mural part III

"Onward!" proclaimed the good Inspector as he turned the keys to the ignition of his car. As he began to back out of his parking spot, out of the corner of his eye he couldn't help but notice a fish d...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:31:00 PST

Inspector Steve and the case of the missing mural part II

Afoot indeed, Inspector Steve took to the streets for information, looking over his shoulder to see from his office window a look on the face of Morgan with her "r's" and "h's" that seemed most please...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:45:00 PST

Inspector Steve and the case of the missing mural part I

Inspector Steve sat in his office stroking his beard. It had been a dull morning, and staring blankly at a shelf full of lava lamps centered him as the light scent of marijuana floated about his nostr...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:38:00 PST

Next-gen bystander

Well, it's been a couple of years now for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and Wii to get their bases established and start staking their claims on our money. Thus far, I haven't been so inclined to purch...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 06:55:00 PST

Awfully good

I sat down and started to write a bit about some considerably... er, personal thoughts, primarily concerning the seemingly copious amount of times in my life that were spent either alone or in private...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:22:00 PST

Quantum physics applied to stupidity

Heisenberg. That's the name that popped into my mind last night. Heisenberg and his uncertainty principle were the cornerstone of a debate in my head last night carried on from three sides. In reality...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

Windy City Rollergirls get lucky

Tonight was "Beat 'Em in St. Louie" ARRG vs. WCR derby bout, in which the Arch Rival Rollergirls lost in a stiff match. Still, they put on one heck of a show, narrowing the point differential by a hug...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:09:00 PST

Getting political

Every day, I see commercials, ads, and programs that remind me of just how precious our Earth is. The planet has such a resilient history for one with such a fragile ecosystem that remarkably enough s...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

Sometimes the aliens eat you.

I finally took out the time while in a bit of a funk to dust off and complete Enemy Zero for the Sega Saturn, which fits into the category of "Games I really like but will never be able to convince an...
Posted by Threat Michaels on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:58:00 PST