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Jason

bigjfuckface

About Me

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My Interests

drinking, heterosexual intercourse, fishing, guns, drinking, disc golf, swimming, mindfuckin folks, and all types of ill shit

I'd like to meet:

dave chappelle, george carlin, charlie murphy, any and all attractive/disease free women on the entire planet, hugh hefner of course, steve-o, robert downey jr, snoop, dave grohl, johnny depp, mickey rourke, jay leno, zz-top, knoxville, flea, your little sister, that guy that's like the crocodile hunter used to be but he walks around the australian outback barefoot and just grabs random shit and fucks with it...i gotta get drunk and walk around with that dude

Music:

classic rock, new rock, rap, old school country, some punk, i dig just about everything

Movies:

scarface, the big lebowski, fear and loathing in las vegas, the shawshank redemption, clerks, half baked, training day, pulp fiction, kingpin, super troopers, jay and silent bob strike back, joe dirt, man on fire, anything funny or well directed

Television:

just about anything on the playboy channel except when they show she-males...that shit ain't right, family guy, south park, chappelle's show, the shield, reno 911, the sopranos, deadliest catch

Books:

reading's for suckers without tv or books on tape

Heroes:

glen quagmire, joe dirt, the guy who invented the pet fuckin rock and made like a million fuckin dollars...he's a fuckin GENIUS! or whoever can figure out how to keep the sticky icky undetectable by urine analysis without havin to jump through flaming hoops like a fuckin circus seal!!!