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dylan

I'll make Ted Kennedy pay. If he fights back...I'll say that he's gay.

About Me

I live above a bowling alley...and below another one.

My Interests

music (writing, playing, listening, discussing).

I'd like to meet:

the guy in the phone book named Chas Legacy, he sounds cool...and Rob Lowe.

Music:

Beastie Boys, Thrice, Rise Against, BigWig, Grade, Cigar, Refused, Strike Anywhere, TEXT, Piebald, Satanic Surfers, Converge, Black Sabbath, Breakestra, A Wilhelm Scream, Bear Vs. Shark, Tegan and Sara, Nirvana, John Frusciante, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, Dio, Medeski Martin and Wood, Against Me!, Pixies, Bob Marley and the Wailers, The Fullblast, Battles, Moneen, Every Time I Die, The Gersch, Cages, Fordirelifesake, Attack In Black, Boys Night Out, Shai Hulud, WHAM, Between The Buried And Me, Don Caballero, NKOTB, Navy, Saves The Day, The Sleeping, MCODE, Cain and Abel, Public Enemy, Bad Religion, Fugazi, Minor Threat, For God They Die, Metric, Paulson, Akimbo, Good Riddance, Sonic Youth, Cain and Abel, Circle Takes The Square, The Mars Volta, Dragonforce, NWA, Sparta, Say Anything, The Escape Engine, The Locust, Nofx, Jurassic 5, The Rentals, Break The Silence, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Killing Tree, Cave-in, Lagwagon, Pulley, Millencolin, Daughters, Death By Stereo, Underminded, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Hot Water Music, Hopesfall, WASP, Randy Newman, Gangstarr, Common, LL Cool J, The International Noise Conspiracy, Salt N Pepa, Saosin, Kid Koala, Megadeth, Cat Stevens, Iron Maiden, Weezer, Lifetime, Van Halen, Bad Astronaut, Annihilator, The Reason, Braid, Small Brown Bike, Coheed and Cambria, At The Drive-In, I will be doing this for hours if I continue, so I will cease.

Movies:

American Psycho, Wayne's World, The Sandlot, I Heart Huckabees, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes, Batman, Life Aquatic, anything Sinbad.

Television:

Friends, Conan, Kids In The Hall, Seinfeld, Saved By The Bell, Futurama, The Cosby Show, Stella.

Books:

Shel Silverstein, Archie, Robert Munsch, 101 ways how to pick up chicks.

Heroes:

Rob Lowe

My Blog

Dear God?

these are actual letters to god. wanna fight about it? Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year -peter Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like aladdin I will give you anyt...
Posted by dylan on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:29:00 PST

writing writing writing wrong: into an early grave

so this is how I write. I hope to write an entire book full of these sentences, if you can call them that. This way noone will ever read them. Ever. a. Ocean floor, meet line of cocaine. b. Falling: ...
Posted by dylan on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:48:00 PST

E! True Hollywood Story: Casey and Finnegan

Before Truffles, Annie, and Chester, Mr. Dressup had a few different friends that he enjoyed singing, playing, and just goofing around with. These friends, a boy named Casey and his dog Finnegan, were...
Posted by dylan on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:14:00 PST

i have the fastest toaster

I hope you weren't expecting anything other then the title. I thought the title was all I needed to say to tell the world that I have the fastest toaster....asshole. Go fuck yourself!
Posted by dylan on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 07:08:00 PST

finally, a blog about pogs.

This happens to me all of the time, and it probably happens to you as well. I will be chatting with some friends about sweet things like Biker Mice From Mars or Army Ants, then some asshole comes alon...
Posted by dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ATTN: Rob Lowe

fuck me hard.
Posted by dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tribute

This is a tribute to some kick ass people who have either died or just fell off the face of this planet and are more than likely busking or turning tricks on the street corners of the sunset strip. Fi...
Posted by dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK THIS SNOW UPS ITS FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This snow is complete bullshit! My car got stuck in my driveway this morning, so I had to shovel a foot of snow off my big ass fucking driveway at 6:30am, causing me to be late for work! Then, when I ...
Posted by dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Man of the House Part II"

I just saw an alternate commercial for this shit, and I am once more outraged because the song that is played in the commercial is "make you sweat" by C & C Music Factory ("everybody dance now"). If y...
Posted by dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Man Of The House"

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. Has anyone seen the previews for the new movie starring Tommy Lee Jones, "Man of the House?" If so, aren't you outraged? There was already a movie called "Man of the House" a...
Posted by dylan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST