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*Embulina* Thumbulina

i'll pay you a dollar to stop acting like a filthy whore.

About Me


my name is
and i have a motorcycle. i love tree houses and home and gardens TV, a lot. when i grow up, i want to be a gypsy or a wild dog. im kind of a burnout and i think potty jokes are funny still.
We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong- the amount of work is the same.
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone, just as wild, to run with." -Carrie Bradshaw
mjeric74: uh oh
mjeric74: i think you caught retard
her last defense: hahahaha
her last defense: hey,
her last defense: thats not airbourne
her last defense: thats a kissing disease.
"AS A GENERAL RULE,
NO ONE IS EVER GIVEN MORE THAN THEY CAN HANDLE."
me: so i went to the doctor for psoriasis and she gives me an info sheet on HPV.
mike: yeah cuz she could just SMELL slut on you.
Create Your Own
"Sometimes it isn't what you came for, but what you leave with."
mjeric74: all of my fillings are porcelain
mjeric74: so i can still chew on tin foil
mjeric74: thank god
"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts." -Unknown
her last defense: ew i just like, puked.
her last defense: haha
LilWizard810: umm, why
her last defense: sickness
her last defense: like
her last defense: SNOT
her last defense: ha
LilWizard810: eeewww
LilWizard810: yur so hot
her last defense: PFSH I KNOW.
IM me cuz i love you!! sn= herlastdefense
LJ, fool: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ciznarrstar

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


THIS GUY:

people who like to make themselves laugh.

CantKillThaRoost: WHOA!
CantKillThaRoost: I figured out what I can call my 'abortions for everyone' company...!
CantKillThaRoost: "Humpty Dumpty!"
her last defense: hahahahahahahahhahaha
her last defense: amazing and tactless.
CantKillThaRoost: just like me

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Music:

but i believe that lovers
should be tied together and
thrown into the ocean in the
worst of weather

Movies:

At the time,
my life just seemed too complete..
and maybe we have to
break everything
to make something better out of ourselves.

Television:

I will not be the first one
to speak.
And if he never calls me again,
I'll always think of him fondly.
As an asshole.

Which Sex and the City Girl are You?

Books:

I just bumped from my hotel to work
and to parties and from parties
to my hotel and back to work
like a numb trolleybus.
I guess I should have been excited
the way most of the other girls were,
but I couldn’t get myself to react.
I felt very still and very empty,
the way the eye of a tornado
must feel,
moving dully along
in the middle of the
surrounding hullabaloo.

My Blog

ahaha

i hate to be that kinda person,buti told you so....
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

green

i thought today "he had THE greenest eyes i've ever seen in my life, the color of the grass in the summer time, and i wish i could see that again" but then i thought "i suppose theyre right though, a...
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:15:00 PST

sjkhfjkashdf

so last night i had a dream that joe called me. i think it was like, my birthday or something, and he was calling to wish me a good one. and i literally was SHAKING (not in my dream, like i WOKE UP s...
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

questions!

ONE - Spell your full name without vowels:*mly(sometimes y) rwr rr... that was stupid.TWO - Are you single?*nopeTHREE - What's your favorite number?*22 or 47FOUR- Whats you favorite color?*brown, cran...
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

seven!

Seven Deadly Sins SurveyWrathWho did you last get angry with?rickyWhat is your weapon of choice?sarcasm.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?yep.How about the same sex?yep.Who was the last perso...
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST

...

how do you destroy me like this without even trying to...?you dont see me,you dont speak to me,you dont even think about me.but somehow its tearing me apart more and more each day....
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

bored stuff

[1. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?]a few months ago.[2. What did you dream last night?]me and Ricky znd his EXGF all hung out and it was weird and scary.[3. Who is the friend/s you can...
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:23:00 PST

bored bored bored

-->BasicsName: EmmyAge: 21Birthday: January 9th, 1985Zodiac Sign: CapricornSchool: ehShoe Size: 9Height: 5'8"Weight: 150Eye Color: hazelGlasses?: nope, im 20/20.Hair Color: brownIs it Dyed?: for once ...
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST

ack.

looking back on it,im fucking breaking inside, still.but at least i dont have a relationship built on a lie.have fun with that.
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

MA.

You Know You're From Massachusetts When...The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water. You...
Posted by *Embulina* Thumbulina on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:00:00 PST