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*EmJay*

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About Me

Well I'm just a Stoner Reeking Havoc Supportin Radical Habits! Me and Mary Jane have a special relationship if ya know what I mean ;) I'm a cool laid back down ass chick who just likes to party and have fun and I just DGAF! I love myself and the way I am and if you don't like it, oh well that's your own damn problem. My motto is "Shit happens...life moves on... get over it!" I am a very diverse person so I pretty much get a long with anyone cuz I know enough about a lot. I like all diff kinds of music, movies, books, etc. (as you may notice on my long lists on my pro) LOL. I am currently a single woman and honestly, I'm lovin' it! I'm not gonna live my life thinkin what would have been or what could happen in the future. I try not to dwell on shit, cuz it just hurts too much in the end. I pretty much go with the flow of things. I love to make people laugh, it gives me great pleasure knowing that I can always put a smile on someones face. I believe everyone should smile or laugh at least one time in their life so when that time comes, they can look back on it and go peacefully. I'm not a believer in religion. To me, It's just another label or stereotype. I am never one to judge a person based on their appearance, religion, or race. Religion works for many people, but not me. I will never deny someone just because their beliefs differ from mine. I see the good in people, no matter what they may have done or said in the past. Everyone deserves a second chance. But once that chance goes to hell, get your ass out the door and start kickin them rocks! haha jk jk.I don't take people's shit I don't play games. haha jk jk. I may say I DGAF, but the 2 things I truly care about in my life are friends and family always. You fuck with them, you fuck with me. I am also very outspoken. You do something I dislike I will straight up tell you I DGAF what you think. Yes, it may get me in trouble at times with people, but like I said I DGAF as long as I stood up for what I believe in it is okay. I will not hesitate to kick your ass to the curb if you hurt me in any way. I like to think of myself as an independant strong person. Without thinking that way, I would not be the great person I am today. One more thing, I FUCKING HATE LIARS AND DISHONEST PEOPLE! It is without a doubt, my greatest pet peeve. You wanna lie to me, well go ahead and think you can get away with it cuz you won't. Im very intellectual and I WILL catch you in a lie. So try me mother fuckers!! LOL. You will witness one of the greatest people you will ever have in your lives, which is I, Melissa Jane! I welcome all people to my world. So if you think you can handle this, challenge me, let's talk, hit me up! I'm out...Peace and love!

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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Hmm.. well this is an easy one. If I had the chance to meet anyone, it would most definately be Marilyn Manson. He's my idol and I think he's a complete genius. He is also without a doubt, the sexiest man I have ever seen so if you are one of his security guards, remember this face cuz I WILL go after him and I WILL rape him like he's never been raped before! haha.

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Kottonmouth Kings, KoRn, TOOL, Sublime, Cypress Hill, Pink Floyd, the Beatles, , Slipknot, (old) Metallica, B.E.N.E.F.I.T., Lil Wyte, Three 6 Mafia, Atmosphere, Nirvana, Bush, Disturbed, Bizarre, Rancid, Otep, Acid Bath, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Slayer, Big B, some ICP, hed pe, Tenacious D, 311, Pantera, Kingspade, White & Rob Zombie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Rammstein, 2pac, Social Distortion, Judas Priest....the list goes on and on...

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, American History X, Donnie Darko, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, The Wall, The Butterfly Effect, A Requim for a Dream, How High, Trainspotting, Mr & Mrs. Smith, Stay, The Da Vinci Code, Pirates of the Carribean (all), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (all), The Devil's Rejects, Detroit Rock City, The Secret Window, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmour, all Pauly Shore Movies, Half Baked, Rolling Kansas, Crash, Vanilla Sky, Dopeumentary, Silent Hill, King Kong, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Memoirs of a Geisha, Beerfest, Grandma's Boy, Cast Away, Jackass 1, Jackass 2, House of 1000 Corpses, The Village, Lady in the Water, See No Evil, Jacob's Ladder, Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny, The Chronicles of Riddick (trilogy), all Star Wars, The Kottonmouth Experience (spiritual,mind-altering shroom movie), Stay Alive, Black X-Mas, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Blow, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Monster House, House on Haunted Hill (old and new), The Hunted, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Benny and June, Pursuit of Happyness, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter...yes, i watch a shitload of movies and i recommend all of these and i cant think of anymore but i know theres dozens more but ill keep posting more as it think of them or as i watch them haha.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, King of the Hill, Whose Line is it Anyway?

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Long Hard Road Out of Hell-Marilyn Manson Autobiography, the Satanic Bible, Satan Speaks!, the Necronomicon, The Bones of Molech (my uncle's published book and true story)

Heroes:

My Dad & Mom, Marilyn Manson, Pink Floyd (all members), Danny Carey (TOOL)

My Blog

The Brother I Never Knew...

There once was a time I thought I knew who my real family was. Well, I was wrong. The woman I knew all my life actually turns out to be my real mother. Who would've thunk? So wait... this would m...
Posted by *EmJay* on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:19:00 PST

Kottonmouth Kings present: 420 Smoke on the Water

hey all you fuckin potheads! 420 is near and im stoked about going to see KMK in concert on the mother fucking Queen Mary in Long Beach for the 420 Smoke on the Water. hell yea! its gonna be tight as ...
Posted by *EmJay* on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

The Never-Ending Battle (an ode to an old friend) by Melissa Jane

This battle never seems to stop. These words won't ever go away. Nothing can be resolved. We just agree to disagree. Hate, lies, love, vengance! Taking away the hope That someday everything will be al...
Posted by *EmJay* on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST