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About Me

My name is Hank and I have lived in Southern California for most of my life. I enjoy hanging out with people that are self-confident and generally have a positive disposition. I dislike people that are negative or pessimistic. I don't feel like posting a bunch of useless drivel so if you really want to know, just ask.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You! Well, maybe.. if you're not sarcastic; witty, fun, self-confident and slightly crazy then no, I would not like to meet you.

However, if you know how to have fun and you have a sense of humor, leave me a message I'll get back to you.

Besides you; Marilyn Monroe, Ellen Barkin, Diane Lane, Audrey Hepburn and Bridget Fonda

My Blog

The Pursuit of Happyness

Just bumping this blog up. 'The Pursuit of Happyness' comes out on DVD March 27th! By Maria Bartiromo FROM JAIL TO WALL ST.His life may not have be a rags-to-riches fairy tale, but it's pretty close.H...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:58:00 GMT

Another seizure...

Well; yesterday afternoon, after a night of drinking, I had another seizure. My first occuring on March 30 of this year, exactly nine months ago. So that means no more drinking, driving cars, riding b...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 16:50:00 GMT

The Year In Sports... Sort of.. ...

Hall of Shame in sports in 2006. Written by Patrick Hruby of ESPN. I just picked out some of the more humorous.. or outlandish ones..Now.. on to the show.. He's No. 1! Pittsburgh Steelers fans reporte...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:03:00 GMT

Who says you can't have Halloween on Christmas??..

This is the trailer for Black Christmas. It's a remake of a horror flick that came out in the early 1970's (go figure.. everything is a remake these days..) Now.. is it me.. or does this look like Mic...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:41:00 GMT

When In Rome..

Well, I'm bored.. and the Anaheim Ducks vs. Nashville Predators game doesn't start for another 30 minutes.. so I thought I'd just jot down some random stuff.. about sex.. there's a fun category..Male ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:24:00 GMT

Leave the pond to the ducks!!!

Kids.. if you're reading this.. then obviously I'm still alive. Which is good, all things considered.. So last night we went over to Bob, Tim, Steve, Kevo and Jackie's new house for some drinks.....
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 13:02:00 GMT

Hey, the envelope was already sealed alright!

Redneck Letter (Thanks Paige) Dear Redneck Son; I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that m...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:16:00 GMT

How did I get so small??!??

Okay.. so last night me and James (James Dean on my top 24) went out to The Sandbar last night, and had some drinks. Then we went back to his house and passed out.. I had a crappy dream, but I didn't ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 14:20:00 GMT

Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.

Fun with PHOBIAS Ambulophobia- Fear of walking. Umm.. that person's fucked.. Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single. Do I have this? Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness. I think Gavin has this....
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 17:36:00 GMT

Deep Thoughts

Deep Thoughts by Jack HandyIf I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 00:23:00 GMT