Simon

pressing flowers, power walking, correcting non politically-correct statements, creating new muscles, frappacino's, a top notch cover band, juxtaposing, grass skiing, downloading, watching the news and updates also the channel 7 news ticker in the city, cooking tv shows, jean claude "muscles from brussels" van damme movie marathons, using a beer-holder a glove, ringtones, the sydney harbour bridge and opera house, daryl summers, hair product, all the members from nickelback except the drummer, my bank, bobble head dogs, pink polo shirts, dieting, croc's slip-ons, taxi conversations, juxtaposing, moisturising after shaving, globalisation, ray martin, still owning a beeper/pager, celebrities, low joule beer, wallpaper magazine, pilates, emo bands, those lightweight effiminate pink foamed dumbells, pretending to play on my jetski in the shed and wakeboarding (formerly known as skurfing), not dogs, cornrows, juxtaposing, expensive wine bars, new age healing crystals, faxing my email address, novelty 'kangaroo crossing 2kms' signs, gay robots, and the 'crazy frog' ring tone.