Somebody’s got a job! |
Well it’s official. As soon as I graduate it’s off to Connecticut to design Pratt & Whitney turbine engines!...You might want to start taking the bus.This certainly will be a new...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT |
Humor in tragedy |
I don't always find myself laughing when horrible things happen, but this time I guess I'll burn in hell for it.
Lets just say that this horrific scene I witnessed no less than a few minutes ago made ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 20:34:00 GMT |
Yup. |
So I've determined three things in the past 10 or so minutes:
1) my sleeping patterns are alllllllllllllllll fucked up.
2) the landlords don't run Pegasus Connection. The roaches, however, do.
3...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 22:55:00 GMT |
Mastercard. |
Gas money: $45Scalped ticket: $40
A call from your roommates just spent 95 bucks to watch our college team get buttraped 42-0, while you did so from the comfort of your own apartment for free:
Pricel...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 21:45:00 GMT |
When all else fails, do a questionarre. |
if you were______ what would you be?[a flower] orchid[a fruit] see below[a vegetable] see below[a spice] I decree that I'd put this, and the previous two categories into a single choice - v8 splash - ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:22:00 GMT |
Is it me, or are these "do this to win something" adds on Myspace getting dumber and dumber? |
I just saw a worm racing a shark. If I helped the worm, wearing a stylish stereotypical viking helmet (vikings never wore helms of this variety, actually) I'd win a ringtone.
Now if only my cell...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:15:00 GMT |
If WW2 were an online video game... |
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.**Eisenhower has joined the game.**paTTon has joined the game.**Churchill has joined the game.**benny-tow has joined the game.**T0J0 has joined the game.**Roosevelt ha...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:24:00 GMT |
What the fuck is a "tourgasm"? |
So I was watching tv after getting home from 9 hours at a client's house, trying to help her choose colors for this faux finish I'm doing in her house..
And I see "Dane Cook's Tourgasm" on HBO- like ....
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 20:25:00 GMT |
Yup. |
So I've come to the conclusion that Wasabi gives me wierd ass dreams.
All this past week I've had lots of very fucking strange dreams - a few of them were the first nightmares I've had in forever lol ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:41:00 GMT |
Goddamn spamming pornbot hippies! |
In the span of 4 minutes I got 5 friend requests from these retarded massproduced myspace accounts that just link you to porn...
And they're getting lazy too - 2 of them used the same picture, and 3 u...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:21:00 GMT |
