Infuriating beyond belief |
So, I had the worst day, ever. I'm supposed to be at work at 11, and I wake up at 10:47. I forgot my cigarettes in my haste to get to my place of blessed employment, on time (if you're one ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:24:00 GMT |
SMOKING ONLY |
Sooooooo...
I hear you poor Denver schmucks are no longer allowed to smoke. Anywhere. The only reason I am able to find hillarity in this is because, here in Corn Town, where they still pr...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:58:00 GMT |
The Burning Question |
In the short 23 years that I've been able to call this piss-hole of a planet my home, I've had more than ample opportunity to observe (and occasionally experience) men of all races, creeds, relig...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 21:37:00 GMT |
Gay Men Are Like Petting Zoos |
My best friend, Angelique, recently mentioned to me that she is incredibly hateful towards the term, "fag hag," and discovered this while at a city-renowned gay bar, the other night. He...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:20:00 GMT |
Fucking, Sex and Making Love |
Let me propose an entirely (and, if you want my humble opinion, way too) common misconception: There is an incredibly difinitive difference between the following:
A. "Fucking"
B. "Sex"
C. "Making Lov...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:12:00 GMT |
The Highwayman |
&n...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 00:49:00 GMT |
Ghetto Love Poem |
Ghetto Luv Pome
Gurl I love you,Skraight up, fo'Sho.Or I wouldna told dem ova girlsnot to call me no mo.I knowed it was true,da first day I seented you.Why you thank I do,da thangs I do?Remembe...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:52:00 GMT |
Why do fat bitches insist on calling themselves "curvy"? |
I just watched a commercial for Mo'nique's Fat Chance; you know - that show that's like the equivalent of America's Next Top Model? And, let me just insert a loud and resounding guffaw at the fa...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:08:00 GMT |
FUCK THAT SHIT! |
Some Things to Think AboutI was at the grocery store today, and this guy's four kids were giving him so much shit, I thought he was going to give himself a stroke from yelling at them. ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:23:00 GMT |
