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Tom

834 kick in the junk.

About Me

I work at a record label in NYC. I play and record w/ bands in NY/CT...I hate music. I also really hate writing these things makes me feel like a tool listing stuff about myself. I spend my free time kicking people in the junk or getting drunk and causing criminal mischief.

My Interests

Music -playing/performing, going to concerts. anything outdoors, paintball. and of course blowing up mailboxs.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

I am a total music nazi. Its gotta have soul. If it aint metal its not worth it. Some exceptions apply especially Missy Elliot...cuz lets face it shes hot!Van Damme stole my moves...and my outfit!

Movies:

Any Kevin Smith movie is a good time. Matrix,7, Fight Club, Goodfellas, that movie with Matt Damon when hes a cowboy in mexico....that shit sucked. Super Troopers, Half baked, Braveheart, Resevior Dogs. If you don't like the Indiana Jones series I would prefer if we did not speak...... Lord of the rings was cool. Shreik was cool. Glory one of my favorites of all time. I could go on for pages but I'll stop now, this is only entertaining to me anyhow. If you know about 1.21 gigawatts you are either awesome or a big homo that drives a Delorean.

Television:

I really despise reality tv...except for the bachelorette that shits the bomb!! If you don't like the Simpsons please dont talk to me. Famliy guy is my bible. But really I don't watch all that much TV im either busy fighting crime, rockin out or blowing up mailboxes....and if you weren't a fan of Balky yours might be next.........

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Mike Patton, Sinatra, Mr T! Hasselhoff! James hetfield, Chuck D, Maynard James Keenan, Billy D Williams and his colt 45, Kevin Smith, Seth Mcfarlane, Matt Groening, Tom Morello, any drummers that dont suck, Mr bigglesworth, Slayer, the guys that invented double quilt toilet paper and chocolate covered oreos, and of course Emanuel Lewis.

My Blog

Shamed by Eddie Money

I went to this bar and low and behold standing outside was the one and only Eddie Money.  Man did he look like hell.  I suppose rockin in the 80s takes a toll.  So I go outside with som...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:01:00 PST

Things I learned in Mexico

Tengo gusto de la sensacin de la mantequilla en mis pantalones. I like the feeling of butter in my pants.   Mi hijo es un gngster sin corazn, y yo necesito un abrazo. My son is a cold-hearted g...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:00:00 PST

Daniel Powter needs a punch in the face as well

This guy should team up with James Blunt and form the super group of suck-ass.
Posted by Tom on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:08:00 PST

James Blunt need to be punched in the face

nuff said
Posted by Tom on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:59:00 PST

My Vh1 biography

  Compton, California is a small suburb of Los Angeles, a place known for its vast history of rags-to-riches stories, stardom, glamour, and fame. Compton has emerged from being just another surro...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:44:00 PST

Luz the Philosopher

When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?  What about "I feel like shit" do you actu...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:27:00 PST

NYC Pedestrians suck my ass

So I was driving in the city this morning and I realized something.  People walking blow balls! I swear it's a miracle I didn't run over at least 30 people.  Let me clarify, not just people ...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST