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SexyJew

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About Me

ATTENTION: PROFILE UNDER MUCH NEEDED CONSTRUCTION! IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS MANY PICTURES WILL BE TAKEN BECAUSE I WILL BE FARELLY NOT SOBER AND NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE. AND THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THEN DRUNKEN PICTURES OF YOU AND UR FRIENDS. SO PISS OFF FOR NOW AND COME BY IN A FEW WEEKS.Anthony to some Tony Stahl to others. I live in Watertown and I've been contimplating tryin to get the hell out. I go to The valley where i spend most of my time day dreaming or i just don't go to class. i dont have alot of friends but the ones i do have are fucking awesome. Riedl and Willington, Chino aka Bob Ross, Ozzy aka fat andy. There are of course my little sister AMBER, my daughter BECCA and other assorted family members. There are also flexible girl and my love Britt aka BZAPPY (who happens to be my other daughter). There are also a few more people who i'm not giving the credit that they deserve, but for now....fuck em, i'll get to them eventually. In my short 18 years of life i have become a CAPTAIN as well as a KING. I am the Captain of an exclusive group called THE MENAGE TROIS OF PAIN along with my fellow captain Matt Riedl. We will soon be partying in what will be refered to as THE KRUNK PALACE, in which i will be THE KING OF CRUNK. So far Ozzy is the ARCH DUKE OF KRUNK and Riedl and Willington make a pair as the KNIGHT OF KRUNK. I'm sure there will be others soon. As of right now i'm looking for a QUEEN OF KRUNK, and even though i have some gay friends who can fit the profile, they're not quite what i'm looking for. I like to drink and party. I do a small assortment of drugs, nothing rediculous, and i'm tryin to quite smoking cigs. I have a good time, i hate school, but life could be worse. I'm judgemental, ignorant, arogant, stubborn and fairly hateful, but unfortunently i do have a heart somewhere which comes out when i'm around certain people.T-Dog and Fat AndyChino sleeping weirdlyBecca, confused about somethingMatt Riedl laughing his balls off..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Well considering i'm tryin to be a writer i guess i'd have to go with literature and screen writing. I'm a farelly open person so i don't mind to try new things. So i guess it's just easiest to say i'm interested in a little of everything. Also, not to sound like to big of an ass, when i'm interested in something i can only discuss it with someone who i consider to match my intelligence, so if your a dumbass and you share an interest with me...stay the fuck away.Anthony's sexual nickname:

"Pork Sword"

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Anthony

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Setting your underwear on fire

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Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere.

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Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comYou have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Anthony's Sexual Catch-Phrase is...

"Bush we've got bush!"

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[adjective]:

Fetish oriented

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"Dirrty Hairy"

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Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is: We’re stuck again
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Your sex life mostly resembles Beer. You are easygoing about sex and to you it’s about having fun more than showing your love for another. You aren’t very choosy about partners as long as you’re going to get some.

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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth ||||||||||||||| 46%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 50%
Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Liveliness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Dutifulness |||||||||||| 34%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Sensitivity ||||||||| 26%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Introversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Anxiety |||||||||||| 38%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Independence ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||| 46%
Tension ||||||||||||||| 42% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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I'd like to meet:

I've pretty mush met everyone who i'd want to get into any kind of conversation with, but i'm sure theres someone out there i wouldn't mind having a drink or a smoke with.THIS IS AN ARTICLE WHICH GIVES CREDIT TO ALL THE NICE GUYS WHO ALLWAYS FINISH LAST. This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.

Music:

I'm not in the mood to list every band that i like at the moment, but i admit i pretty much like a little of everything. I'm more on the rock/alternative/metal side of music than rap/pop/country side.

Movies:

Once again, not in the mood to list every movie i like. When it comes to movies it depends on how i'm feeling. I'm either watching it for enjoyment, or i'm watching it to disect it and determine what i think was done well or not. If a movie is done well there is a good chance i'll like it. I'm very adverse, and a little strange when it comes to my likes in movies.

Television:

I'm not a huge fan of T.V. I'll usually have it on just for company, but i'm rarely paying attention to it. When i do actaully watch it it depends on the mood i'm in for what i think is good or not.

Books:

I'm not a huge reader, but i do like to read. I'm not into anything that a 2 year old could understand, if i read something it has to challenge me or i get bored with it.

Heroes:

I have alot of heroes. At the risk of sounding corny, i think my favorite heroes would be my friends and my family. It's easy to call some jackass from a movie or T.V. a hero because thats what they are made out to be. You rarely hear anything bad about them because its being covered up. It's your friends and family who are allways there for you and help you in whatever way possible. I'm hoping that someday in fact maybe i can be a hero and actually help someone instead of just being an asshole. If it weren't for some certain people i would probably be a completely different person, and believe it or not i actually kind of do like the way i am.