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About Me

I am just a Stoopit dumbass who was taught to paint by my Big Brother. I only work paintings I would like in my own house - If other people buy them - Awesome! If not, I'm at least not stuck with a lot of crap I don't want

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bigfoot, Dr. Kevorkian, Mike Judge, The Dancing Outlaw, Eli Roth, Abominable Snowman, Mastodon.

My Blog

Hi! This is Liz . . Can I, um, like, have my Dick Book Back?

Oh no . . .I did a terrible thing  A terrible, terrible thing . . . .And now I have to make the most humiliating phone call of my life. . . . Flash Back to Sep 9 . . .We obtained this great beach hou...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:22:00 GMT

Stink Bugs at the Crafty Bastards

Mike and I had an Art show in DC - This cool event called the "Crafty Bastards". When I first heard the name, you can only IMAGINE the freaks I imagined we'd be selling next to - Ya know, like th...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:12:00 GMT

The Streaker

On Saturday, I was hanging out and happened upon the funniest Goddamn Bastard I have seen of late - The Streaker! I have heard of this guy, but had never followed his career - he is my new HERO! His n...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:23:00 GMT

Grandma's Boy

OK, another Friday Night in front of the TV (Heaven!), So TV sucks on Friday, until I came across Grandma's Boy . . . .YEEESSSS! So goddamn funny - All of the character actors from Adam Sandler's movi...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:33:00 GMT

To wear or not wear a penguin costume - That is the question

I am an unforgivable workaholic - So, I take on whatever Freelance job Comes around (After I work a FT job on top of that). If you asked me 4 years ago to paint balloons and unicorns on red faced lit...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 17:11:00 GMT