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dog boy oh dog boy, why you chase my leg. dog boy oh dog boy, sitspeakstayfetchbeg. dog boy oh dog boy was it you that ate those books, dog boy oh dog boy barks a thunder cats and trucksdog boy you love it you love it you love it dog boy you love it you love tina turner when she sings whats love got to do with it...dog boy oh dog boy. i lick my balls and hump. dog boy oh dog boy ill bark and make you jump. dog boy oh dog boy the was sickk inside my hat. dog boy oi numbnuts get on your mat get on your mat!dog boy you love it you love it you love it dog boy you love it you love emmerdale when marilyn from home and aways on it

My Interests

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what song did you last have stuck in your head?: the animals went in two by two
whos myspace did you last visit?: someone i didnt even know, in search of tetris
whats the last thing you looked up on google?: drb104
ArE yOu GuIlTy Of EvEr TyPiNg lIkE tHiS?: no. i dont know why you would
ever owned a xanga, myspace, and live journal at the same time?: no
whats the last song you sang out loud?: rock n roll by led zepelin
whats the strangest thing you've seen this week?: fart experiments
ever tried to kill yourself?: no i havent
what would you say your theme song is?: i dont have one
do you talk to yourself...out loud...in public?: yes
do you drink?: yes
smoke?: yes
who's the last person you talked to on the phone?: sarahsparkle
last person you IM'd?: lloyd
longest stay at a hotel?: five hours
whats your favorite amusement park?: hell
do you like carrots?: i eat anything
how about broccoli?: brocolli's good withh me
last time you flossed?: never
last time you bathed/took a shower?: the other day
ever truely hated someone?: no
ever been to a concert?: too many
bungee jumped?: never
do you have a job?: no
if so..what is it?: i dont have one
ever faked being sick to get out of something?: yeah. work.
wear contacts?: no
how about glasses?: no i dont wear glasses either
what color are your bed sheets/blanket?: blue
hey, what time is it right now?: hey.its 10 am
last song you listened to?: the battle of evermore by led zepelin
last persons house you were at?: timothy's
ever been to the circus?: no
ever been to the zoo?: i went to the seal and crodolie place
which zoo?: its not a zoo
ever broken something valueable?: yep
have any weaknesses?: cant stop farting
have any strengths?: poor sense of smell
do you snore?: i dont know
can you sleep if the door is open?: what? yeah
can you sleep if the door is shut?: yeah
haha ... still use a nightlight?: a what?
what color is your house?: brick coloures
how many windows does your house have?: lots
broken any bones?: lots
ever stayed in the hospital?: not over night
last time you went to the doctor?: broken leg in summer
own a pool?: no
own a trampoline?: no
own a digital camera?: yeah
have any pet peeves?: bad apostrophes
what annoys you most?: the gap between real life and the world displyed by the media. it seems a supreme irony that reality tv has gone frrom being a popular tv concept to practically banned
moved more than three times?: yep
stalk anyone?: no
obsessed with someone?: no
obsessed with something?: the tv being shite
have any mental disorders?: yep. paranoia and religious mania
get along with your parents?: i never met them
have any siblings?: yeah, ginger bitch
keep a journal/diary?: yeah
EVER BEEN CALLED A...
prep?: no
loser?: yeah
slut?: yeah
goth?: yeah
freak?: yeah
nerd?: yeah
WOULD YOU RATHER...
eat sushi or eat raw eggs?: sushi
eat maggots or go to school naked?: go to school naked...
go to the dentist or go to the doctor?: doctor
break your leg or break your arm?: leg
be blind or be deaf?: neither
not sleep for 3 days or not talk for 3 days?: not sleep
die young or never die?: die young
THIS OR THAT
black or white?: black
car or plane?: plane
water or milk?: water
crayons or markers?: markers
halloween or valentines day: valentines day
chocolate or vanilla?: chocolate
orange or strawberry?: arange
football or baseball?: baseball
soccer or tennis?: neither.
short or tall?: short or tall what?
day or night?: night
rain or snow?: snow
sunny or cloudy?: sunny
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About Me
General Stuff
Name: Ian
Birthday: 14/3
Your Heritage: english and scottish
Height: high
Pets: dog boy
Siblings: none
Perfume: what?
Your Best Physical Feature: opposing thumbs
Pet Peeves: hate globalisation
Favorites
Country: i havent been to anough to make a proper judgement
Food: chocolate
Flower: red roses
Color: black
Word: gashbastard
General
What name brand do you wear the most?: .
What kind of jewelry do you wear most?: i have a big ring through my bellend that doesnt come out very often
What do you want pierced?: i have all the piercings i want thank you
Experiences
Memory you miss the most?: secret
Memory you want to forget?: secret
Have you been in love?: im always in love
Do you want to get married?: thanks but we just met
Do you want to have kids?: there's little real point to a life on earth that doesnt reproduce. but no.
Do you think you are attractive?: i attract trouble
Are you a health freak?: no but im not unhealthy
What do you do most when you are bored?: wait
How easily do you trust people?: depends. i find forgiveness is the greatest feeling so trust isnt such a big deal
Have you ever?
Been drunk?: yes
Been called a tease?: yes
Been dumped?: yes
Broken the law?: yes
Gotten engaged?: not with a ring...but kinda. no.
Been rejected by a crush?: constantly
Met a celebrity?: i had beers with two dead kennedys.
Gotten a cavity?: yes
Climbed a tree?: yes
Passed out?: yes
More General Stuff
Do you believe in karma?: totally.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: not totally
Do you look more like your mother or father?: a bit of both
When was the last time someone made you cry happy tears?: that was a sex thing... im not talking about it
Are you the romantic type?: apparently
What do you like most about your body?: the tattoos
What do you like least about your body?: my freaky little toe
When did you have your first crush?: when i was about five
Do you wear shirts that show your belly?: i dont really have a belly
What about cleavage?: i like cleavage
What theme does your room have?: haha
What size shoes do you wear?: ten
How are you feeling right now?: horny hungry and frustrated. depressed. content, aprehension anxiety, futility, loneliness. excitement, suspense, and happiness in that order
Would you marry for money?: how much money?
Are you more of a mommy's or daddy's child?: both obviously
What do you drive?: girls insane ;)
If you had one last word to say before you die, what would it be?: cunts!
Do you like to party?: oh yeah
How many languages can you speak?: none
What size is your bed?: big enough
Is cussing a necessity in your life?: im not sure
What is something you can't live without?: a mobility scooter
How long does it take you to shower?: not long
What do you think about death?: there's not enough room here. i recently thought i was dead and it wasnt so bad.
What is your opinion on love?: it's so fine, it's sunshine its the word love
Can you afford to lose weight?: i cant afford to put on weight
What would you change your name to?: i'd ike some numbers as a surname
What stereotype would you label yourself as being?: punk
Would your friends agree with that stereotypical label?: they suggested it
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