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William

Hey, Nothin's true...until you 'make it so'.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: William Jones
Birthday: June '54
Birthplace: San Diego, California
Current Location: Santa Monica, California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Salt/Pepper
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. But I play drums with both.
Your Heritage: Klingassian-(Klingon Mom, Cardassian Dad)
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance Sneaks
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: Read above
Your Perfect Pizza: Cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become financially FREE or grow more hair
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Anyhooters...."
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where in hell is my brain? Hey, I'm 52 damit!
Your Best Physical Feature: I may be sitting on it
Your Bedtime: whenever I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: Having long, lustrous hair.
Pepsi or Coke: Either, in a cocktail
MacDonalds or Burger King: Definitely...THE KING!
Single or Group Dates: Bring 'em all on
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rather drink my own....
Chocolate or Vanilla: The darker the better
Cappuccino or Coffee: Why choose? I'll have both...at once!
Do you Smoke: Only cigars, never inhale
Do you Swear: What the H&$% do you F*^$%#@ think?
Do you Sing: Only professionally, or in the
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes thrice, AND see above
Have you Been in Love: With NO regrets...YES I HAVE!
Do you want to go to College: Graduated with A.A, B.A., and alot of B.S.
Do you want to get Married: Been there twice...
Do you belive in yourself: I'm a Gemini, hard to tell which self...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only while watching politician's spinning heads
Do you think you are Attractive: I've been told, but I have a hard time with this..
Are you a Health Freak: Incessantly so. Been a gym rat for 29 years!
Do you get along with your Parents: Only my Pappy survives but YES, I do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if it's humid.
Do you play an Instrument: See #8. Most percussion, too.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I am now.
In the past month have you Smoked: SO!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Woops....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm on a break...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live in L.A., it's a GIANT mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Close
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'd rather eat my own feet...
In the past month have you been on Stage: I consider this planet a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I had to drop some stuff off at one.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but maybe next month...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I may have stolen a heart...
Ever been Drunk: I may be now.
Ever been called a Tease: Just by another tease, or 1000...
Ever been Beaten up: Oh hell yes.
Ever Shoplifted: Got popped for stealing a 39cent ribbon. Manly!
How do you want to Die: The way I came in...naked.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Just a larger child.
What country would you most like to Visit: ALL of 'em.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Preferably 2, of any color.
Favourite Hair Color: If it's all hers, I don't care.
Short or Long Hair: What's wrong with none?
Height: 5' to 6'
Weight: I ain't perfect , so.....
Best Clothing Style: I'd prefer them off
Number of Drugs I have taken: see below
Number of CDs I own: Lost count at 100.
Number of Piercings: One in my left ear.
Number of Tattoos: My design on right shoulder
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't plan on EVER going there
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My Interests

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God

My Blog

Never feed Bev's dog Brussels Sprouts...

"Well, why the hell not?", You may ask. Because he (Ned) will create a "Nedosphere" or "Nebula" that is quite aromatic and impossible to walk through without burning your eyes and nostril hairs, ...
Posted by William on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST

Gettin' Pissed Now, 2nd Attempt

 Okay friends, I just blogged for 2.5 hours on this damn thing and it didn't let me post. This is the 2nd and final attempt. Sorry, but I poured out my best 'blogmanship' for us. so here goe...
Posted by William on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST

Blog Alert

Coming SOON....a Blog near you. Must wait for jet lag to disappear. Stay tuned...Love...ME
Posted by William on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

Getting 'older' is a trip....

Hi. It's sorta late. I just wanted to see myself write...kinda like 'hearing one's self speak'. It's cathartic. Sure as hell beats paying some overpriced, apathetic 'academic' an exhorbitant fee for '...
Posted by William on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

Uh Oh

I think I may have just blogged myself. Excuse me....Okay, I'm better. Thanks Manu for the suggestion to try again. I'm still frustrated that I can't play the songs off of my F%&*$#^ computer but ...
Posted by William on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

2nd attempt at my 1st BLOG

Okay, here goes AGAIN! I'm real new at this so chances are I've already screwed this up. I'm William Jones (Bill) and I'm the drummer/percussionist/bu vocals for the Enterprise Blues Band. I'm hoping ...
Posted by William on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST