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Chuck

About Me

Birthed by Jesus. Trained by Bruce Lee.
There is no such theory as evolution. Just a list of animals I allow to live.
I lost my virginity before my father.
My chief export is pain.
My tears cure cancer. Too bad I never cry.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people at NBC, so I can sue them--Law and Order are trademarked names for my left and right legs.

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Chuck Norris Fact Contest!!!!!!!!

Hey all! Submit your best Chuck Norris fact.The authors of the top 3 facts will receive:1. Spots in my top 8.2. Free BlueBeat playlists.3. Temporary safety from my ever-deadly roundhouse-kick.Post you...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:34:00 GMT

More Chuck Norris Lines

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks andunparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction wasfinalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and to...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:17:00 GMT

Chuck Norris Lines

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked the periodic table because he only knows the element of suprise.Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.Chuck Norris is...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:19:00 GMT