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About Me

I am a 33 year old bar owner, dog trainer and animal behaviorist. I am the youngest of 7 (same mom and dad....no, not Catholic, Episcopalian). I do rescue work for the local city shelter and have 4 dogs and a cat (occupational hazzard): Jack, an English Shepherd mix, Sydney, an Australian Shepherd, Roux, a Pit Bull/Catahoula mix, Lord, a Great Pyrenees, and Frances, a Siamese mix. I'm an aspiring writer but the only thing I ever get published these days are made up stories about the dogs at the pound for a website called Petfinder.com (they're much more adoptable when they've saved someone from falling to their tragic death off of a water tower or have magic powers and can poo piles of gold coins). I was born and raised in the south and wouldn't trade living deep up in it for anything. Where else are the girls as hot as the summers, the accents as thick as the mosquitos, and the people so friendly and the food so good you kick your sweet mama right in the ass?!? If I start in on the music, art and storytelling, we'll be here all night. That being said, although I am enamored of my home, I certainly need/have to get out of Jackhole on a somewhat regular basis, else I go as crazy as the heat, so if you are looking for a professional sherpa to accompany you to, say, Fiji or some similar tropical locale, I'm the one for you.... Layout made by

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Larry David, Stevie Wonder, Richard Simmons, Caesar Millan, Mark Wahlberg, Bill Cosby, Dave Eggers, Jared Diamond, Oprah, Prince, David Byrne, Dale Chihuly, Diane Keeton, Pema Chodron, Conan O'Brien, William Shatner.

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