Santa needs an intervention! |
Top five things that prove Santa needs an intervention!
5. Only shows up for work 1 day a year, works all night at an unatural SPEED!
4. Large gut and rosie red cheeks and nose!
3. R...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:45:00 GMT |
Things you don't want to hear after office X-mas party! |
5. It's a good thing that creepy guy in accounting kept that photo copy of your crotch, because somebody glued pubic hair to the old man's phone....and.... your clearly off the hook......
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:51:00 GMT |
Johnny Knoxville for president.. Top 5 reasons |
5. Goodbye Dick, Donald, and Condosleeeezaaaa Rice. Hello Bam, Stev-O, Wee man. No more bull shit emotionless speeches full of lies... Now.. "My fellow Americans" (BZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 07:02:00 GMT |
Things that prove god aint' a Woman! |
5: If god was a woman, animals would have evolved machine washable firs and skins!
4: Men would not only think with their penis, but they would breathe with them too. That would...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:45:00 GMT |
Top 5 Wyld Mike original |
5: Your momma is so nasty, her dogs blame thier farts on her! And nobody doubts them!
4: Your momma is so dumb, here ringtone is step -by- step instructions on how to answer her pho...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 15:44:00 GMT |
Top 5 reasons Milwaukee is the "Drunkest City" in the nation! |
5. Trying to drown a serious inferiority complex with Sheboygan! Damn they are good! In adition, the whole state of Wisconsin has been over "self-medicating" in the uneasy wake of th...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:59:00 GMT |
Sneaky ways men compensate for small Jimmies! |
5) The size of their wheels is inversely proportional to the size of thier "drive shaft".
4) The farther their shoes were made from Korea, the more they need a "comfortable tounge".
3) Any guy w...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:36:00 GMT |
Top 5 ways women are like farts! |
5) Just when you think you have a good one, you work it so hard that it goes away and leaves you with shit! Then your best freind calls and tells you he too has been eating burritos!
4) You...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 22:44:00 GMT |
Top 5 lessons learned by redneck parents! |
5) Beating a kid while weraring Tank-top and Cut-offs is "abuse"! Beating a kid wearing Kung-Fu uniform is "Home Schoolin' "!
4) Nextime, the baby butters the toast wh...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:46:00 GMT |
Top 5 worst things heard while making a T.T. delivery! |
5) Just set it there, where the other sofa is... And you can just move the other sofa....up into my attic!
4) The guy I ordered it from said it would fit! You guys must be doing it w...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:14:00 GMT |
