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I asked for an angel and he gave me you.

There is a dime a dozen...Then there is one in a million...But baby, you are once in a lifetime.

About Me

My name is Andrew, drew, drewcifer or Babe.Ok the only things you need to know about me are: I AM METAL...litterally. I rust in the winter. I work part-time at Action Tattoo in Auburn/Pacific. I only want one woman and her name is Blakely I AM in a band....I scream for Moses. Your parents will NOT like me. I frighten babies...on purpose!! I am a professional midget tosser...it helps me overcome my fear of....MIDGETS!!! Creepy unproportionate fuckers.. Some day I hope to get my bachelors in.......you guessed it bitch....MIDGET TOSSING!! But seriously....I have no clue...but chick dig it when you have money. I love Betty Paige.. Like as of right now....warm bathtub...lots of mayo. I wear Food Fighters underpants...only the wicked know of this. Despite what my T-shirt says...Jesus is not my homeboy...hes my Nigga' I once held up a bank with a plastic KFC spork...I was unsuccesfull in my attempt. But I am now sponsored by Popeyes chicken..long story. I dont get stoned anymore...but I bathe in alchohol...litteraly once again..chicks dig it. I go to more concerts than a 15 year old groupie.. Unlike YOU....I actually LIKE Seattle. Fuck California..with a bullet!! Chicks have a tendancy to fingerbang my heart....I fingerbang something else....ALLLLLLRRRRRRIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT... Ok but seriously...I am not a complete perv...but I think people on Myspace...com...need to lighten up. Have fun with it and dont be so fucking anal...you know who you are because you just blocked me..after the whole fingerbanging thing...loser.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Zombies

My Interests

IN THIS ORDER: TATTOO'S, MUSIC, PLAYING IN MY BAND, CONCERTS, WOMEN, TRAVEL, KNOWLEDGE, AND THE MACABRE......ALL THINGS HORROR SWEET LIPS. The rain, The cold, Music, Driving, Drawing, Games, Tattoos, skreaming my heart out..or lungs whichever comes first. Playing football and watching hockey fights..not actuall hockey just the fights. And of course UFC mixed martial arts fighting..if you dont know what that is odds are you havent been punched in the face yet.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isn't as dull as a strip of cardboard covered in styrophome shavings. I suppose its in bad taste to meet women off of Myspace...but its a good thing I lack in morale fiber. Any up and coming bands or Tattoo Artists always welcome. If you like to Joke and have a good time...Talk to me!!! Oh.....and hot chicks....evil...satanic...devil horn...tattooed...pierced...tall....hot chicks...Or whatever your appearance. Im tall baby...give me some sugar...Baby.

Music:

Refused. Converge. The Acacia Strain. Bjork. Suicide Silence. John Lee Hooker. As Blood Runs Black. Ray Charles. The Red Chord. . Through The Eyes Of The Dead. The Hives. Black Dahlia Murder. Vision of Disorder. Norma Jean. Everytime I Die. Pantera. Between the Buried and Me. Bury Your Dead. Calvery Kids. As I Lay Dying. Mars Volta. Bleeding Thru. Nora. Ghostface Killah. Down. Weezer. Superjoint Ritual. TomaHawk. Dillinger Escape Plan. Black Sabbath. Misfits. Cannibal Corpse. Himsa. Hatebreed. Walls of Jericho. Killswitch Engaged. Eighteen Visions. Remembering Never. Poisin the Well. Will Haven. Unearth. Drakest Hour. Emmure.And more but I think you see the pattern

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead. Evil Dead (1 and 2). Army of Darkness. Snatch. The Big Lebowski. Baseketball. Tombstone. Land of the Dead. Cool Hand Luke. 40 Year Old Virgin. Lord of the Rings. Gone in 60 Seconds. Pulp Fiction. Kill Bill. From Dusk Til Dawn. Resivoir Dogs. Shawshank Redemption. Blood in Blood Out. Friday the 13th. Nightmare on Elm Street. Holloween. Shaun of the Dead. Indiana Jones. Death to Smoochy.

Television:

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!!!!! UFC. Comedy Central. Adult Swim. The Food Network. South Park, Metalacolypse..fuck yeah. Squidbellies, Project Runway..fuck off my mom likes it. Dexter, The First 48, G4, Ninja Worrier...Fuck...Do I really watch this watch this much TV???

Books:

Anything by Hunter s. Tommson, Anything by Frank Miller, Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. im also in the Oprah book club... I love you Oprah!!!!

Heroes:

Mom&Dad, Family, Friends, The Guys down at Action Tattoo- 416 east main Auburn WA... OPRAH!!!!!

My Blog

The Wokers Handshake Drug

Come on now, who do you think your foolingWashed up from day one and ready to quit on everything, does this suite youRoll up that bill and put it up your nose and feel the cool burn, so fucking cool!H...
Posted by I asked for an angel and he gave me you. on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

Her flowers

Let it be known This all ended with a whisper as you envelop the sound of your own voiceSo beautiful as you walked out and for a moment I saw a flash of redHaving existed in that thought for just a fl...
Posted by I asked for an angel and he gave me you. on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:58:00 PST

Roll of quarters

This is the new happy ending and I could give a damn if you think it's cruel All wound up in a garbage bag these motherfuckers heads are going to rollI can see it all to clearly what's going to happen...
Posted by I asked for an angel and he gave me you. on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:29:00 PST

High speed

I got my hand on the steering wheel and you've got no way to control the speedSo sit back baby and enjoy the ride I've got somewhere to be and I'm taking you with meAs I'm pulling back you're hair I c...
Posted by I asked for an angel and he gave me you. on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:05:00 PST

Time can draw out like a blade

Time can draw out like a blade, so why not cut out the bullshit and get right down to it.I had a feeling that you had something on the side and all your talk makes me sick.I walk taller than you, I've...
Posted by I asked for an angel and he gave me you. on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:24:00 PST