I Take Three L's To The Head:Love,Live,Life

Im 20yrs old i dont kno what else you want to kno... besides all i need is my bugs of course1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy7 If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEERFINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERPS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER