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Hey. My name is Erica. I am 22 years old. I had my baby girl Makynzee Rae Gilbert on July 3rd. I love her and my boyfriend more than anything. I work as a shift supervisor at a CVS. I spend most of my time working and hanging out. I have the best family in the world, I love them more than anything and I am so glad I can add to my family. I miss all my friends and family up in Minnesota and I love them bunches. If you wanna kno anything bout me hit me up.
The One Flaw In WomenBy the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.'The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.''But I won 't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.'The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft, Lord.''She is soft,' the Lord agreed, 'but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.''Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.The Lord replied, 'Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.'The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. 'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.''That's not a leak,' the Lord corrected, 'that's a tear!' 'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride.' The angel was impressed. 'You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing.'And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to giveHOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
The ' L I T T L E' Things~As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten.Another fellow was alive because it was His turn to bring donuts.One woman was late because her Alarm clock didn't go off in time.One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike Because of an auto accident.One of them Missed his bus.One spilled food on her clothes and had to take Time to change.One's Car wouldn't start.One couldn't Get a taxi.The one that struck me was the man Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, Took the various means to get to work But before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.That is why he is alive today...Now when I am Stuck in traffic , Miss an elevator, Turn back to answer a ringing telephone ... All the little things that annoy me. I think to myself, this is exactly whereGod wants me to be At this very moment...Next time your morning seems to be Going wrong ,The children are slow getting dressed, You can't seem to find the car keys, You hit every traffic light, Don't get mad or frustrated; It May be just that God is at work watching over you.May God continue to bless you with all those annoying little things And may you remember their possible purpose.

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New SalesmanA young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everythingunder one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. Iwas a salesman back in Minnesota ."Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.I'll come down after we close and see how you did."His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the storewas locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought somethingfrom you today?"The kid says "One".The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.How much was the sale for?"The kid says "$101, 237.65".The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him amedium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a newfishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said downthe coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down tothe boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he saidhe didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to theautomotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him aBOAT and a TRUCK?"The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and Isaid, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "

Bruce Willis
and anyone who is worth meeting. I love meetin new people!
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