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About Me

Hallo mein name is Gavin, and I loik to do ze robot, ja!! My hobbies are pelvis pumping, grooving on ze dancefloor, moving my boty, and listening to german danze musik! Ja!! Das ist gut!! Hop hop maedels, jetzt aber in die knie meine lieben hahahahahaI cite Gavion psalm 8 vers 3 "And as my golden hair shall flow in the spring breeze of this day, so shall you my friends be blissfull of agony and jealousy. And you shall dieth instantly upon contact of the windflowing gold! Gavion spoke, while raising his goblet of tequila sunrise! Drinket you fools, and maket it count, then celebration for the return of Kenzo's sibling shall not be forgotten in all enternity. So Gavion shooked his head and forth, out of the firey gold, that waset his hair, came forth the lord him self. And the lord spoket "Drinket to the return of Kenzo's sister or forever shall the beauty of Gavion blind you and burn you in the bottom less pits of Hell! AMEN!

My Interests

My interests used to be partying and hooking up with chicks, but I think I re-evaluated those interests. I actually like to read, share some quality time with good friends that won't stick a dildo in my ass when I'm not watching and just having fun.

I'd like to meet:

Someone real! The only good thing this digital age has brought me, is the Euromotion! BEsides that I've discovered it to bring me a lot of pain!

Music:

*~*~*~*~EUROMOTION*~*~*~*~ 80's, eighties, 80' music, 80's, ummmmm most music from 1980-1989, and 80's, also daft punk, Tarkan, Tomte, Tocotronic, Wir sind helden, Hebbert and so on! Oh can't forget foreigner!!!! I LOVE YOU FOREIGNER!!!

Movies:

Star Wars, Zoolander, Indi Jones, 40 year old virgin, and meny less

Television:

TV is for lower class people!

Books:

I'm trying to read myself first!

Heroes:

Heroes are no more!

My Blog

HAHA this is totally something I do!!!!!

27 things to do in an elevator.... 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a sho...
Posted by The Big Grabowski on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST

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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just ...
Posted by The Big Grabowski on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:35:00 PST