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scotto

About Me

Husband, Daddy and slave. Former drummer for the likes of: Original Sin, LA's Moral Decay (1980-82, Smoke7), Crankshaft (MCP13), F-Troop, Insulin Reaction, Black Jax, Hit 36, U.X.A., Tongue, Mojo (there, ya happy Mo?!) Knucklebone, Dragstrip Demons, The Nags, Thee Undertakers, The Hellevators, The Porch Kickers and The Slanderin. Current drum monkey for...who the hell knows.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

yo Mama-san!

My Blog

Teenage Alcoholics-A history of ELA punk

Check it out and get edumacated! http://www.geocities.com/punkscenes/eastla.html
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:34:00 GMT

Bonehead English

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit theircollections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high schoolessays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusemen...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:19:00 GMT

The Five Stages of Drunkenness

Stage 1 - SMARTThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the knownuniverse. You know you know everything and you want to pass on yourknowledge to anyone who will listen. At this s...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:06:00 GMT

Wrong but yet so right

10 TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Elvis is dead.2. Jesus was not white.3. Rap music is here to stay.4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.5. Skinny do...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:25:00 GMT