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The Best Revenge

About Me

The New Bio
I write music that I like because its just what I need to do to get by. It used to be a lot more ska and punk... and it still is. Just not so much. Oh yeah and whinny too. Not so much that anymore either. It also used to be a solo act, but as of now I've found some pretty sweet dudes that are into this for some reason. Crazy right?
A whole lot of inspiration from and hopefully back to this community too. Both the music scene and the got-danged city itself! Appreciating what we've got around us and trying to make it better. We're into that. Don't worry though. We drink beer too.
The Old Bio
This is an exercise in maintaining sanity when you're cooped up in the bedroom of your apartment by yourself all day with nothing but a Radio Shack microphone, a 65 watt Fender amp, and some not so high quality instruments. Or writing songs about stuff that pisses you off and other stuff that's pretty awesome.
The Best Revenge is about doing something you might fail at because you have to. You just have to. Other people see that potential for failure and think it's dumb, a waste of time, and all sorts of other negativity. But you just have to and no one will ever understand that. Plus I stole the name from the Vandals.
My Mission Statement (or some bullshit like that)
No money, no help from fancy labels, no help from fancy studios, no merch manufactuers, or any of that. Just good friends, good music, and a desire to get it out to people. And I hope to keep things that way. We try to work entirely on a donation basis. Everything is as free as possible, but unfortunately playing music still costs money, so donations are really appreciated if you want a CD or something. Not for fame. Not for fortune. Not to support a cocaine habit. Not to pick up hot chicks. Not to get rims. Just so I can tell people some stuff I hope they'll listen to. And finding more people to teach me things I didn't know.
DOWNLOAD BOTH ALBUMS FOR FREE!
No Names to Drop, No Cards to Play (December 2006)
...On Failure (July 2007, remixed as best could be done Winter 2008)

I also accept donations for my work if you feel so inclined via secure Pay-Pal donation. All you have to do for that is click the link below.
Oh yeah... I/we have played with bands such as Westbound Train, Bomb the Music Industry, and the Flaiming Tsunamis, some tours with the Pinstripes, and Rick Johnson slept on my couch once... you're supposed to brag about that stuff on these things right?
Book the 'Venge!!
Try messaging this MySpace first.
If that doesn't work E-Mail this: [email protected]
If THAT doesn't work, I'll be honest, most of my shows are booked in person by getting me drunk and having me stumble through awkward conversations at loud bars and then I remember it about a week later. So try that.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 21/06/2006
Band Website: This one. For real.
Band Members: The Best Revenge is, always has been, and always will be Josh Elstro
Lately it's been:
Josh Elstro - Guitars, vox, and harps
Joe Powell - Bass
Zac Schmidt - Drums
These people have either performed or recorded with the Best Revenge in the past:
Casey Weissbuch - Drums on all 06 and 07 recordings and some live keys
Robby Sager - Bass
Chris Grannen - Bass
Chap Sowash - Trombone and vocals
Anyone who wants to add their name to the list send me a message.
Influences: Drinks with old friends, drinks with new friends, drinks with strangers, rejection, abandonment, the government, pundits, a distaste for most everything, back stabbing, diners, coffee, pizza, weather, friends, lack of friends, ambition, lack of ambition, jobs, lack of jobs, money, lack of money, sleep, lack of sleep, being in the midwest, getting out of the midwest, crappy vehicles, dirty apartments, wasting time, failure, trying again, failing again, trying one last time, giving up, more booze, and being stubborn.

Oh yeah... and PORCHES.
Sounds Like: Listening to the Boss on a porch in a small midwestern town with your old man and drinking High Life Lite.
Record Label: DIY

My Blog

Shaking off the dust, Stretchin out them Bones!

Just finished our second practice for the new album recording... which I'm now starting over on from scratch and wow dudes! I think we'll actually have something that sounds pretty dope when all is sa...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:26:00 GMT

Were Famous!

Check out the first panel... right side.I never really read this comic but kudos to Trish for notifying me of this. Pretty crazy stuff. I guess this means I should get off my ass and produce some new ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:12:00 GMT

Im calling this Chinese Democracy 2: Democratize Harder

Did anyone listen to that shit? Wow... I listened to the first song as long as I could, which was about a minute or so because then Axl started singing and it was instantly turned off.In other news, w...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:55:00 GMT

All These Blanks!

And you say I got to fill in all of em'?!FUCK!A daunting task indeed...Let's do this.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:32:00 GMT

Here Comes the BIG Stuff

Holy Shit!!!I just came to the realization that I'm slowly piecing together a full length. And it's going to be crazy!! I'm ripping off Connor Oberst... and I fucking hate that guy. I think I just wan...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:38:00 GMT

Beat the Strong Man and Get Free Ring Tones!!! (This is a real blog post)

Or just ask me because apparently I agreed to write and record a personalized ring tone for pretty much everyone in my buddies phone... Ok. Not everyone, but quite a daunting number if you ask me. I t...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:43:00 GMT

My Drunken Response to Big Time Entertainment

For those of you not in the know, there are a number of "promoters" out there who are in no way local, but con people in to booking shows in our city on what's known as a "pay-to-play" basis. One of t...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 22:44:00 GMT

...On Failure is FINALLY here! (again...)

Anyone who knows anything about audio and sound and all that crap can tell you in about 5 seconds of listening that my past two releases are utter crap. They're muddy, poorly recorded, and full of gla...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 16:25:00 GMT

Pay me to do Stuff!!!

I need the money. No one wants me!!!Aside from desperation, I've been up to some other stuff and I SWEAR, I'm finally just going to accept what I've done and have something new for people to download....
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:28:00 GMT

Materials

They are soon to be coming. Both old and new. Both fresh in every way possible. I’m pretty excited about it and you should prepare to pretend the original release of "On Failure" didn’t ha...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:43:00 GMT