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About me huh? I like hanging out with friends whether its at the local pub or motorcylcing with the local group. How would I describe myself? I would have to say I'm a bit of a social butterfly. My friends say when I walk into the party it just livens up. I'm always telling jokes. I gotta million of um. lol
Name: timothy jay
Birthdate: 8/10/1968
Birthplace: Redwood Falls, Mn
Current Location: Madison, Mn
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: non existant!!
Height: 5'5
Weight: a lil too much
Piercings: no
Tatoos: yes 4 a tribute,a viking,a lion,a dragon
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: The best one in the world!!
Overused Phraze: k
FAVORITES
Food: all kinds
Candy: sometimes
Number: 46
Color: black
Animal: lion
Drink: mountain dew
Alcohol Drink: bud light or morgan/coke
Bagel: onion with cream cheese
Letter: what?
Body Part on Opposite sex: ass or legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice
Chocolate or Vanilla depends
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: always lol
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: depends
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: depends lol
YOUR...
Bedtime: late
Best phyiscal feature: butt
First Thought Waking Up: what time is it
Goal for this year: to be happy
Best Friends: she knows who she is ;)
Fears: of being alone
Heritage: viking
Longest relationship: 1.5 years
Ever Drank: of course
Ever Smoked: maybe one or two
Pot: maybe
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been beaten up: nope but deserved to be
Ever beaten someone up: nope never needed to
Ever Shoplifted: yes and got caught
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: of course
Been Dumped Lately: whats lately
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favorite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long: prefer long
Height: my height or shorter
Style: relaxed
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: just alcohol please
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular dont wanna break em
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: too many
What country do you want to Visit: australia
How do you want to Die: old
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: sometimes
Health Freak: i did say bud light didnt i
Do you think your Attractive: maybe a 7 and a half
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: not really
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: too many times
Do you Sing: yes but badly
Want to get Married: maybe someday
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: well the only one left I hope I never lose lol
Hate anyone: people who are intolerant of other peoples culture....and the dutch
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .
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What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.
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What's your kissing style??

You're a Klever Kisser
46 and 60: You're a Klever Kisser! A Klever Kisser enjoys being seductive and desirable. You're the kind of person that is naturally more erotic and aggressive. You enjoy being sensual and involving the entire body in a kiss. You don't mind displaying your affection in any location, and pride yourself in your kissing technique. You have an awesome amount of passion and heat flowing through your body when you kiss. You do not take kissing lightly, and tend to hope it will lead to more touching and sharing. Overall you are certainly the most sexy of the kissing styles, and you definitely keep the car windows fogged.
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Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.
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My Interests

Bikes, Booze, Babes, and Body Art!....Awe c'mon thats funny! Ok feminists let me have it!!!! haha lol ..
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Buster Hymen What's Your Porn Star Name? Your sexual experience is like an 80's hook up van

You have a great deal of sexual experience, because you are so charming. You are also inventive, and have lots of confidence in yourself. Besides, who can resist an 80's hook up van?

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I'd like to meet:

J.F.K., Martin Luther King, Socrates, Leonardo De Vinci, Mark Twain, William Shakespeare, Jesus, and I would realy like to party with a group of real vikings lol, I'll add more later

Music:

I like hard rock, heavy metal, and southern rock, but I can pretty much listen to everything 'cept new country lol. Metallica, Type O Negative, Mudvayne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rob Zombie, Disturbed, AC/DC, Audioslave, Godsmack, Danzig, the Ramones, Static X, Black Label Society, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Johnny Cash,Hank Jr., Waylon Jennings

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?
Your Band Name is:
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What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)

Metallica
You are a band with Metal in it's name. Metallica. You have no costume or make-up, you just serve metal up the ass. You rock!
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Movies:

the Crow, 13th Warrior, 300, Gladiator, the 5th Element, Sin City, Austin Powers trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, all the Star Wars, Second Hand Lions, Unbreakable, the Boondock Saints .. The above video proves that men are such pussys lmao

Television:

All the law investigation shows i.e. Law & Order, the C.S.I.'s and such. The Food channel, the History channel, the Discovery channel
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are a Centaur
In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?

Heroes:

FEEDINGTHEDESIRE.COMM...The beer prayer: Our Lager, Which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk ( I will be drunk). At home, as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages. As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen

My Blog

the loyal dog

The loyal dog. You know the one. The one thats always there for you. When you call he comes running. Tail wagging and nothing but love in his eyes. You know the one. The one that protects you when you...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:38:00 PST

to her

A loving note about the person I want to be...... for you. I want to be so many things for you I want to be someone who reminds you every single day how much you're loved. I want to be someone ...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:22:00 PST

One for the ladies

There are alot of stories and articles that tell men about the lil secrets of women. Well finally there is one that sheds a little light on what goes on inside a mans head. Read it and enjoy and reali...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:01:00 PST

miracles

Hey hey!!!! Im a new uncle again!!! My younger sister Melanie had a baby boy on the 21st at 6:20 p.m. Henry Patrick weighed in at 8lbs 12 ounces (Im not the biggest anymore haha) and was ...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST

I couldn't have said it better myself

As the years have passed I have developed a great appreciation for women. In my opinion, next to a child there is no greater creation from God. See I can appreciate the subtle things and all of the gr...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:38:00 PST

why do boys fall in love with girls(yeah I'm a softy dont tell no one)

(This was written by a guy)Don't break this; it is really cool1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.3. How cute the...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

God?

hey writing this in response to a bulletin I got. Im not upset at the person who posted it for me but I am at the one who started it. (who ever they may be) I know we've all received one ...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST

Rememberance.

Just wanted to write something on this sad day. Do you remember where you were when you heard? I'm sure we all do. I also want you to remember the men & women who serve there country. Those presen...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:44:00 PST

WHOOOHOOO!

Well I'm coming home today! I can't wait. Its 8:00 in the morn, I dont have to leave til 12:00 so that will tell you how excited I am to get home. I've been gone for almost 2 months. Its been t...
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST

first one

Hey I thought I would finally post one of these. I'm new to myspace so be easy on me lol. I'll try to post one of these every now and then. til next time
Posted by Tim(skimmer) on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:17:00 PST