I had a dream last night! |
Hello dear readers. I thought I'd start off by saying that this particular blog has been written because Michelle pleaded with me to do another, and I suppose most of you would want that too, seeing a...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:45:00 GMT |
WASPS AND SHIT!!!! |
Hello dear readers and fans of mi ne, and that.Wasps! Yes, bloody fucking wasps. No, they are good really. They make Chutney, (Like bees make honey!)When I were a lass, we rarely dared wear yellow as ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:30:00 GMT |
Smoking. |
If anyone watched tonight's Street... They will have seen me go in to the Rovers' bogs for a sly wank, only to find that ugly whore bitch sneeking a fag in the cubicle! Well, I sorted the cunt out goo...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 13:43:00 GMT |
I HATE YANKS! |
I have just received another Yank scam message from a total cunt! Here it is and my short reply
Hello Beautiful, well i am Sorry to Disturb you well My Name is Lloyd Anderson from Newcastle Pennsylnia...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 16:36:00 GMT |
PLATTY AND THE BOMB! |
Has anyone noticed that I've scalped that cunt David Platt?
No longer has he that hideous hairstyle mop!
On another note... Did you notice the absences in the community centre as the bomb was being "c...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:59:00 GMT |
Jack Duckworth Interview. Piss funny. |
Here's an interview with Jack Duckworth that my friend Spillage and his colleague did a few years back now.
"Our Vera. Bless 'er."
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Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:26:00 GMT |
Poor Rapper Enthusiasts! |
I recently felt that I should post this as a matter of urgency to a young lady who posted a bulletin requesting the support of some capitalistic falsehood pop commisioning, under the guise of "Underg...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:55:00 GMT |
DAVID PLATT! |
Right! I need to tell everyone about the way I fucking feel right now. In fact, it's been boiling away for some time.
David Platt... He has got to be the ugliest, most annoying little shit headed fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:11:00 GMT |
"Our" Fucking Dierdre! |
>"Our" fucking Dierdre really pissed me off recently, what with "That" Charlie's murder and "Our" Tracy's nastiness, she puts this fucking awful bad acting style voice on and whinges about shit! She c...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:37:00 GMT |
Find "Our Tracy's " Shoe in this lot! |
Find the fucker for us!
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Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:14:00 GMT |
