Wyke

My name is David Wyke.
I am 20 years old and I live in Normanby, I've moved back in with my parents after spending a short stint living with my mate in Guisborough. I've lived in Normanby for most of my life.
I've got the most wonderful girlfriend called Natalie who makes me unbelievably happy :) She dances like a prat just like me! She's the female version of me, I don't think that's a bad thing at all but maybe I just love myself, who knows?
I'm a bit of a c*nt, but you get used to that when you know me.
I'm overly pedantic and I am always correct, it's more of a burden than a gift... most people think it's arrogance...
just kidding, I just like to think I'm right all the time.

Oh Noes!!! This is of me a few years back

Zed dressed as a woman, erm...