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Lindsey Haley!

I've got crabs......hermit crabs

About Me

Lindsey --
[noun]:
A hermit living in the big city
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comYes,ich bin der Lord der Haifische, die Elefantrückseiten reiten, who trample and eat everything they see. This is my myspace page, and I guess this is the section where I tell you what I actually want the general public to know about me. I like facebook better. It just seems more cleaned up to me. Anywho, I'm just plain weird. I'm a republican and proud, and even thought the majority of my friends are dems, I still love them all! I like to party and do fun random things, I also enjoy being lazy. Also, many call me a "picture whore" because i have so many pictures and picture albums, now here is why: i have a fear of getting alzheimers and being able to look to my memories even if i can't remember them is comforting. the second reason is that i don't want my comp to crash and i lose all my important pics, so i just put them all on facebook and myspace. Ok, now go look at everything else on my page, if you must.Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?


Which random phallic object are you?
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You Should Drive a DeLorean
You don't take yourself too seriously, and you prefer a fun, unusual car... like this Back to the Future gem! What Sports Car Should You Drive? MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

cars, racing, car shows, music, bass guitar, my iguana, my 9 cats (yes 9!), and aquiring aquariums, stamp collecting. i wanna be a vet, but i'm not a damn peta hippie freak. i wanna start a band...who has a drum set they can sell me, and some amps? ground zero is the only club i go to.

I'd like to meet:

I like people, for the most part, until they think it's ok to touch me, then I hate you. And, NO, I do not want you to send me a message asking me what I'm doing and how you think I look, what on God's green earth makes you think I would even respond to those messages? If I wanted to meet a guy on Myspace, I'd go looking myself. Now, slowly move the mouse curser away from the "send message" button. Thank you. Otherwise, the more friends, the merrier.

Music:

rock, heavy metal, classic rock, alternative: smashing pumpkins, marilyn manson, korn, rob zombie, white zombie, NIN, alice in chains, 30 seconds to mars, bobaflex, yeah yeah yeahs, the killers, franz ferdinand, matisyahu, led zepplin, aerosmith, metallica, blink-182, the darkness, depeche mode, the cure, modest mouse, oasis, orgy, deftones, a perfect circle, tool, powerman 5000, rammstein, U2, muse, spoon, beatles, rolling stones, slipknot, OLD offspring, OLD greenday, nirvana, outkast, my chemical romance, seether, red hot chili peppers, static X, dope, DJ spree, casper, lynard, skynard, shiny toy guns, the white stripes, staind, death cab for cutie, blondie, flogging molly, sex pistols, mazzy star, nirvana, foo fighters, beck, lamb of god, cross breed, oghr, skinny puppy, aphex twin, apex theory, godhead, victor vacuum and the attachments, coal chamber, soil, zeromancer, velvet acid christ, drug honey, the cruxshadows, meshuggah, the teddy bears, kings of leon, still remains, headplate, enflames, 5 foot thick, misfits, danzig, kiss
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Movies:

comedies are the best & horror movies, Tom Cruise & Top Gun Sucks!

Television:

law & order, south park, futurama, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, tom goes to the mayor, the chapelle show, reno 911, sienfeld, the x-files, star trek, specials about the strange and bizarre, News Radio, 3rd Rock From the Sun, That 70s Show, King of the Hill, People's Court, sex & the city, Malcolm in the Middle, True Life, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Everybody Loves Raymond, Project Runway, Animal Cops, adult swim shows, lifetime movies, lost, csi, spongebob, E! news, best week ever, gasteneau girls, the girls next door, dr. 90210, true hollywood story, emergnecy vet, monster garage, those motorcycle shows, intervention, bridezilla, who's wedding is it anyways, will & grace, little people-big world, the simple life, 8th & ocean, Sweet 16, Mad TV, house, dog whisperer, absolutely fabulous, blackadder, daily 10, extra, deadliest catch, flavor of love, hysteries mysteries, celebrity fit club, forensic files, unsolved mysteries, outer limits, the planets funniest animal videos, haunting, the real world, the simple life, scrubs, religious specials, medical shows, Upright Citizens Brigaid, real housewives of orange county, the riches, mst3k, chelsea handler show

Books:

anything about the strange, bizarre, and unknown, the far side gallary, and calvin and hobbes, Angela's Ashes, Les Meserables, The Crucible, The Great Gatsby, The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer/Red Rose, Harry Potter Series, Fareinheit 451, How To Talk To A Liberal, Dr. Seuss, Dragon's Milk, Lord of the Flies, The King in Love, The Titled Americans, Edward & Alexandria, In A Guilded Cage, Mrs. Kreppel & Her Daughter, The Little Herb Encyclopediea, Godless: The church of liberalism, cupid and the kind, Deep Thoughts, Deeper Thoughts, Deepest Thoughts, The Lost Deep Thoughts, Fuzzy Memories, sybil, first person plural, the osiris complex, the magic daughter, flowers in the attic, go ask alice, The secret diary of adrian mole aged 13 3/4....My favorite thing to read lately is "The best page in the universe" ran by maddox the pirate. It is a website. MAGAZINES: popular science, time, readers digest, reptiles, people, experience life, national geographic, us weekly, vanity fair, hair magazines, national dragster

Heroes:

My mom & dad, they helped me to grow up young and not stupid. I have so many damn goals, that I wonder if I will ever be able to achieve them all. Then, I look at my dad and all the goals he has achieved in the last 20 years, and then it seems I may be able to achieve all of mine.

My Blog

Brave New Quotes For A Brave New World

"The speed limit is just a suggestion." -my mom"When kitties don't get along, nations don't get along." -my mom"I wish Mcdonalds served vodka too, 'cause I could go for a Big Mac with a side of vodka....
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST

Some Additional Funny Things Me & My Pals Say

ME: What?! Kinder Care is Closed??Ameara: How am I going to eat my Thanksgiving baby??ME: God, we are horrible people.Ameara: We're not horrible, you're horrible.ME: Yeah, that's true. ME: I hear some...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:23:00 PST

More Funny Quotes From My Life

My last funny quotes blog is getting a little long, so I'm starting a new one:  ME: Look at my new shirt, it says "I heart hot moms," I love target.DAD: I think I should wear that shirt, guys are...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

Funny Quotes From Me & My Friends To You

"10 miles! That's like....forever!" -joe haley "5 minutes! That's too long!" -joe haley "That's how I like my women, good and confused." -joe haley "Get your dick out of the fish tank! We're going sho...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:47:00 PST

I am back

The title says it all. I haven't been on much this year, but now I'm back. Why have I been gone so long? Cuz I was on a secret mission to do some stuff, I dunno what, but we'll just stick with that as...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:46:00 PST

Shoes

I love shoes, more than anyone can imagine. I have many pairs that i haven't worn outsite the house. Nevermind that though, cuz I am in love with a particular brand of shoes, that, as far as i know, i...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST

My Iguana is a Cute Little Shit!

He is shedding now, for the first time. Mostly he sheds on his legs right now. He doesn't puff up around me as much. He doesn't like me getting too close with my hands though. I put 2 hibiscus bushes ...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST

Do Racoons Tear Up Your Garbage Too?

Yea, same here, and we have opossums and who knows what other animals out there trying to survive. Well, my family has come up with a pretty good solution to this problem. We feed the wildlife. We go ...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

He ate! He ate! He ate!

Finally, my iguana has eaten. I can now rest in peace. We've had him for over a week now, and he hadn't eaten anything and was really starting to scare me. I gave him fresh greens and fruit every day,...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

Well, I got another pet....and I am getting another this weekend....

Yep. I got another pet. We've already got 8 cats and about 40-50 hermit crabs and 3 fish. There are also the raccoons and opossums we feed in the backyard to keep them from tearing up the garbage.I am...
Posted by Lindsey Haley! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST