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About Me

I am Coolio Z. Godshoe. Just your typical scrappy, striped, potty-mouthed kitty from the streets. After finding some appropriate care takers and seizing control of their estate, I moved into the lap of luxury where I am regarded as Queen. I share this lap with my step-brother Junior and my small staff of human servants.Currently I am enjoying the life of an indoor kitty and letting myself rule as I please. I am also a Reverand and an aspiring high school graduate. I have long ago turned my back on my alley cat life!


"I've been squirted once or twice living in a Kitty's Paradise." -From Coolio's 'Gangsta's Paradise' remix (words by K.K. O'Shaugnessy)
A Survey of Coolio!
What type of pet are you? Cat
What is your name? Coolio Z. Goldshoe
What other nicknames do you have? Dr. Goldshoe
What is your favorite treat? TUNA
What would your owner describe you as? Devious
What is the funniest thing you have done? Olympic Backflip
What is the bravest thing you have done? Smacked my owner up


Are you a social animal? Oh yeah
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Definitely
Are you friendly? Most of the time
Are you overweight? How rude
Do you like warm milk? Yes
Do you eat cheese? Sometimes but I'm snobby
Do you eat bugs? All the time
Do you live with other animals? Yes, the other pussy Junior
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Patio
Do you like to exercise? Yes
Do you like car rides? Oh Hell No
Do you get into stuff? Psshh, I live in stuff
Do you get along with your parents? Yes
Do you like to swim? Hell No Again
Do you chase laser pen dots? Now that's just stupid
And finally, can you believe you took this survey? I know, my standards are low even for a cat :(

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other felines that have ample style and attitude! I wouldn't mind meeting some humans if you are amazingly cool, but a lot of you are annoying so I'm not holding my breath... Meeeeow. Le Tigre - Deceptacon
..My Puss

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