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My Future X-WIFE..lol .. Not really, I already found her.. Usually it would be a girl that's WITTY, SMART, has a GREAT SENCE OF HUMOR and SWEET… Intelligence and a good sense of humors are a Real Turn on for me, such as other factors of course… but you get the idea…DONT YOU LOVE BUT HAVE THESE EPISODES, MISSIONS, W/E YOU CALL THEM ..LMAOOO This is how it all starts... I ge the Call.. Ring. Ring.. .. is 12..My sexy friend calls me .. something about a a lil party, I'm like sure.... let me get dressed.. I’ll call some ppls plus I'll bring some Grey Goose..Dale Oh.. Cuz, wat it is?.. cool.. cool.. check it.. we have a lil party to ride to ,,, so get ready and be ready by 2.. oh.. and they said that you have to bring a Bottle of Grey Goose.. so dont forget it.. LMAooooo dale… 3 o’clock.. (yeah an hour late.. like always..lol) Walking out…Step By Step huh.. lol.. Ok… Lets do this.. I’m ready…AFTER A CRAZY DAY, EVENING,NIGHT,MORNING ALL THAT SHIT… THIS IS ME GETTING HOME AT 9:45AM o’CLOCK.. Of Course, Loosing my Tank-Top.. My keys are nowhere to be found.. I dont even think the wallet I have is even mine.. Plus, I have like 4 different Valet tickets in my fucking widow, but they dont say from where... Lmaoo.. I hope we took pics.. I would really like to see where I was At.. As soon as I find them or someone who has some pics and I'll let you know..lmaooo oh.. i think my keys are in my pocket..yay! oh. NO.. who's fucking keys are these???? I'm NOT smoking anymore, until my next blunt... I swear.. lol And NOT to mention that, I can find my Glasses..lol.. SHIT!lol This is just ridicules!! LoL, How do I get inside?? Damit…lol. This is me slightly confused plus really tired…. I hate the sun, I hate the light, and CAN YOU PLEASE GET THE FUCKING CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE.. THANKS.. :0) Now, lets find some keys, that are actually mine...lol

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PLEASE,THIS IS FOR MY HOMEBOYZ.. PLEASE, FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES, NOT ONLY FOR YOUR SAKE BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE WHOLE MALE POPULATION... MOST GUYS GIVES THE REST OF US A BAD FAME..... WE ARE NOT ALL A LIKE.. MAYBE SIMILAR OVER ALL .. BUT NOT IN THE IMPORTANT AREAS... (there's a difference, for those that pay attetion to details) ............................................................ ........... ............................................................ ............................................................ .............................. .........1. BE HONEST (and blunt) FROM THE DOOR. Let her know if you have a girl, if you have 2 girls, if you have a baby's mama, if you just want sex, if you are looking for a wife, etc....don't build up false hopes i.e. lead her on...why? Cuz everyone else does, be different. Let her know what the deal is, if she "Can't handle the truth!" (what movie was that?) Or she is not looking for that right now, then she'll keep it moving. Don't be an Oscar Winner like Denzel for three months and then get mad when she finds out all your dirt later....and they will find out. Time always reveals the truth....................................................... ..................................................... 1.5. BE CONFIDENT. If she smells your lack of confidence, or self doubt, she's a goner mark my words. You have to think you are the man before she or anyone else will believe it. If you don't think it, who will. No one wants to be with a loser or someone who emits a loser, low self worth aura........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................................2. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, INSTEAD OF ASKING FOR HER NUMBER, SO QUICKLY TRY ATLEAST SOME MESSAGES OR EMAILS...That way, you can learn about her, dialogue with her, while building up the anticipation for the first phone call and/ or meeting in person. If your written skills are tight, she'll be anxiously waiting to talk to you and dead the emaill shyt real quick. Or if she starts talking crazy, can't spell, or if half the yard, the block, or the city has cracked it, you never have to call her......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .......................................................3. IF YOU DO GET THE NUMBER, BE EASY AND DON'T CALL RIGHT AWAY, CHILL FOR A BIT . Maintain your normal schedule, work, class, gym, calling your current girlfriend(s), or hanging with your boys. Calling too soon reeks of desperation like you have nothing else going on and just want to hit as soon as possible. Most ladies know every good man has a "WOMEN FRIENDS" (and vice versa), and that if they want you, they must take you out of your current situation - survival of the fittest. If you come off as desperate, she'll think, Something must be wrong with this guy, he looks that good and doesn't have a girl? "Or, "Am I the only female checking for this dude? Let me google his ass" lol......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...............4. LIMIT THE SLANG. The real quality ladies over 20 are not trying to hear all that " Yo My NIGGA SHIT" ... Try to sound some what educated, find interesting topics, Not about your car and ESPN stuff either. See if you can teach her something, be informative...Don't be fooled by Destiny Child's latest song. You just met her, easy on the "ma" and "boo" and "what's really good" and "already" or whatever you guys say in your side of the hood. .... Save that for later when she knows you better or eliminate it period...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .......................................... 5. THE FIRST DATE SHOULD NOT BE SPENT ON THE COUCH WATCHING TV. "Yo ma, I'm feeling you, when can I can come through.!" and all that stuff....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................6. NEVER ASK TO KISS HER OR TOUCH HER. If you have to ask, it's not time. Her body language should tell you when it's a go, make your move only when you are 100 ure it's a go. And don't take too long to make a move, or she'll think you are gay or that you find her unattractive. Give her the opportunity to push you away sometimes and say, "Not yet, I don't know you..." Being pursued is fun. Let them tell their little friends, "Girl he thought it was going down last night, I quickly stopped that."...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ..........................................7. LEAVE RED LOBSTER, SIZZLER, PIZZA HUT, etc. ALONE. Women love to eat, but research Zagat and find a top rated italian, japanese, thai, greek or some other mom and pop type restaurant to take her to. Her man already took her to those spots, you want to come off as someone different and unique...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................8. YOUR SMELL GAME MUST BE UP. Women love to tell their friends how good a guy they just met smelled. Be that guy, yeah him. Make sure when you see her in person that you smell good - and I'm not talking only cologne. I've been with women that complimented even my Deodorant scent. But leave that apple body wash to the ladies though, you don't want to smell like a tough lesbo . Just be clean....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................9. NEVER ASK, "HOW WAS I?" AFTERWARD. That shows lack of confidence. You know how you were. If you were not up to par, she'll let you know by either not returning your calls anymore, give you a second chance because she likes you, tell you what she likes so that the next time you handle your business.................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................10. NEVER TRY TO HOLLA AT HER GIRL. Girls are territorial, they get jealous and they envy one another's man, job, prospects, clothes, looks, etc. Few things deal a more crushing blow than her finding out you slept with her so called "friend". I know you want to, I know the friend is hot, I know she is giving you the eye, but if you must be bad, go screw her enemy. lol

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STEP 1...We MaKe OuR Own MuSic…,,, STEP 2...tHen wE SmoKe a bLuNt AnD LiStEn tO OuRSelves...,,, STEP 3...LaUgH At HoW bAd It cAmE oUt….LmaOOOOo …...,,, STEP 4...Do iT aLL oVeR AgAiN...,,,