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About Me

***** There is a finger missing on my right hand; a butcher's hand in a butterfly's wingspan. The sky hangs on a thread, as I paint the white picket fence red....said....am I alive or... am I dead...? *****
I'm the electro-wench, the irrelevant emotional shoulder to cry on, the league of gentlemanish oddball, the throw-back of everything that was (n)ever in fashion and almost definitely the last one dancing....
Never mind all that bollocks, though. I'm actually a really fucking sarcastic lesbian who enjoys satire, all things wonderfully un-PC. I love to rub my face on knitted things. What really makes me happy is buying gadgets and being so drunk I can't feel my face.
I was a DJ with lovely boyfreund Tom at Ghetto Brighton for TITS UP! and at the Cowley club for 'Out of the Bedroom and into the Street". Currently I'm bumming around 'In Every Home a Heartache." at Cowley... also WIGOUT, One of London's hottest nights out in Brighton at Ghetto.
Come see Kitty von Wau Wau sometime. I'll let you see my boobs.
Disclaimer: You really don't want to do that.

Kate McIntyre herding along some geriatric tat merchants on the ledgendary Bootsale Treasure Hunt.

Company slogan:

I wouldn't leave the house without Team Jess!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Khaela Maricich
Katie Jane Garside.
Sarah Waters
Donna Mc Phail
Jeanette Winterson
Dawn French
Terry Pratchett
Emily Pankhurst
Le Tigre
Roy Lichtenstein
Jenny Saville
Banksy
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Quentin Tarantino...though he's got a bit of an ego
Mira Aroyo and Helen Marnie
All the women I fancy e.g. Kiera Knightly,

Audrey Tautou, the Ladytron girls, Gina Gershen,Peaches,Karen O, Nan from TTV, Talena Atfield, Alice from the L-word,Ellen Degenres, Kate McIntyre, and many, many more...Anyone who can get me into festivals for free :D
David Crystal and Peter Trudgill...William Labov
a Korg keyboard.Spiderman!

I'd like to meet this crazy girl, who might actually just be me with a great body. We'll never know.

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My Blog

Electro

I want to make love to music. I wrote a really heart felt blog right here where this writing is about how much I want to make love to music but Christie's laptop deleted it. I'm now so unimpressed tha...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Growing up and shit.

I've grown up a lot recently.I've realised various things about work, people that work and life in general.When you're a kid you never really look at those who work and make the world go round. Those ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:06:00 GMT

That crushing, crushing feeling.

In little over two months, I will be living in a totally different part of the UK after living on the Isle of Wight for the whole of my life. I'll be living in Falmer near Brighton in Sussex.... 3 mil...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:23:00 GMT

A conclusion

I have come to the conclusion that I am a political genius with a bad memory. This means I'll never amount to anything politically. Except, maybe....HEAD OF SIXTH FORM COUNCIL. eh hem.... I believe th...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 14:20:00 GMT

Secrets Secrets SECRETS.

"I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair and send him on his waaaaaay....." Which man...? Who's hair? What way....? The answers to these secretive ques...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:25:00 GMT

I laugh at the word "Spastic". Please Don't hate me.

I have cultivated a pleasure for all thing wonderfully politically incorrect... E.g. minor rascism (In joke form without any meaning behind it... but no doubt someone will get offended anyway. Y...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:42:00 GMT

BATS....I mean BAYS

Oh my God! What a night... I'd always refrained from going to big school parties and piss ups before because I hated the stereotypical atmosphere that went with it. e.g. The bitchy school-kid populari...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 18:01:00 GMT

Fake Lesbians, Try-Bis and Party Gays.

Recently, I've begun to notice a massive increase in fake lesbians and bi-sexuals, and its beginning to REALLY irritate me. Fair enough, people of a certain age group (usually 14-19) have an amount of...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 23:43:00 GMT

Bestival- Bananas NOT guns!

Last weekend was probably the best I've had in about a million years... All you hardcore festival goers can sit there and slate and say "Oh, My God... HAha.. Like, She's SO sad! Reading/Glastonbu...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 15:12:00 GMT

YAFFORD.... GURNARD and CAES

This week.. has been a mixture of les choses bonnes... et les choses mauvais. If you can't speak French... I don't care. Neither can I. If you havn't already noticed, I'm completely demolishee.....
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 16:52:00 GMT