Beermonkey

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Name: Christopher Adam Voss
Birthday: 23 July 1982 the vintage year
Birthplace: West Bromwich (Sandwell to be precise)
Current Location: Lesta innit
Eye Color: Bluey
Hair Color: Browny
Height: 5'11" (so close to the big 6')
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. Lefty's are evil.It's true I read it somewhere
Your Heritage: Great
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Irrational. Mostly. That fear of carnies is totally founded.
Your Perfect Pizza: A Number 6 (Quattro Stagioni) from No.1's in Walsall
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Long range left foot volley straight from the corner.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I hungover or still drunk?
Your Best Physical Feature: I have tiny hippo ears and a giant forearm.
Your Bedtime: Sometime in the a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: last saturday night. There are photo's which prove I was out.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK if I have to.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: on occassion
Do you Swear: profusely
Do you Sing: in the shower or on karaoke but never well
Do you Shower Daily: If I have the time
Have you Been in Love: Once upon a time...
Do you want to go to College: Again? Why not, third times the charm.
Do you want to get Married: Not really.
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't will I cease to exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Somebody has to
Are you a Health Freak: most certainly not
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only in the summer
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, very badly. Air Guitar, like Jimi Hendrix
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh hell yeah
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: once or twice
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah dating is overrated
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Month before I did
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: strangely no, must have been a slow month
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope i'd need a relationship to ruin first
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, unless you count the union, then yeh little bit
Ever been Drunk: Transmogrified Salmon. Well ask a silly question...
Ever been called a Tease: No, i've never had a compliment.
Ever been Beaten up: A couple of times, I think I have one of those faces
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah. Once when there was only me the owner and a store detective!
How do you want to Die: So spectacularly it makes the front page of The Daily Sport
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An undeserving millionaire come on Euro Millions.
What country would you most like to Visit: Toughy, hmmm maybe Italy or Australia or the US again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green or brown hell I don't care as long as they have 2 that's good enough for me.
Short or Long Hair: long, but not too long
Height: Average
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The Pool Boy
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Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay.You're carefree, enthusiastic,and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
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ALWAYS AVOID : The Battleaxe, The Priss
My profile name: beermonkey
Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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